I watched the first 17 hours of The English Patient yesterday.

[Orrex]

Should I watch the second half tomorrow?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. do you sleep with your eyes open?

if so, take another nap tomorrow.

[graywarrior]

2. Even I'm smart enough to not watch that

[Orrex]

3. It just got to the part with the burned guy. Is it almost over?

[texanwitch]

4. No.

I feel asleep at the movies watching that movie.

I never fall asleep at the movies.

[graywarrior]

5. No, it goes on for another 20 hours.

[Skittles]

6. I'll schedule you in before tomorrow, Orrex

don't worry

[Throd]

7. I opted to punch myself in the balls 83 times instead.

Less pain that way.

[Orrex]

8. Hey, how about a spoiler alert next time?

[mitchum]

9. "Just go ahead and die already!"

[Orrex]

14. I can't help hearing her plea every time I think of the movie

[sarge43]

10. And don't forget the special features. Those should take care of the rest of your life.n/t

[MorningGlow]

11. Sure; however, you should

schedule food deliveries at four- or five-hour intervals before turning on the video. Leave the door unlocked. And request that each deliveryperson check to see if you're breathing when they drop off the food. Enjoy! :hi:

[Orrex]

12. Okay, I just got to the part with Willem Defoe

And then it said "To continue, please insert DVD 3 of 10."

[peekaloo]

13. endless patience

the book on which it is based doubles as a cure (temporary remedy?) for insomnia

[rug]

15. Lol, I only made it through the first seven.

[Orrex]

16. Amateur! That barely gets you past the opening credits!

[TZ]

17. "oh but its so good"....NOT

:boring: There are two movies that everyone always praise that I think are awful...The English Patient is one of them (Cider House Rules is the other)

[Orrex]

18. Both films had terrific casts, but holy moley.

Can you imagine sitting through a double-header of those two?

[Forkboy]

19. Reminds of the one Lisa Lampanelli gag that made me laugh....

"I was going to watch the Andy Dick show but my Tivo suggested I punch myself in the c**t instead."

[femmocrat]

20. I loved the book and the movie.

I didn't think it was boring.

[Orrex]

21. We're talking about The English Patient, right?