Do you fold toilet paper?

[Renew Deal]

I've seen this at hotels. Anyone do this at home?

[Swede]

1. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

:shrug:

[Shine]

6. LOL!

:toast:

[kentauros]

9. !

[Demoiselle]

2. I know a lady who twists a lovely big toilet paper rose on the new roll.

It's very festive for the first person in the bog.
But only the first person.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

3. Before or After?(nt)

[Renew Deal]

5. Before

Mostly :)

[donheld]

14. During

[rug]

4. Only when i need a point for those hard to reach places.

[AsahinaKimi]

7. I like to make an White Origami Crane...

No .. not really :P

[Renew Deal]

8. That will not leave anything behind!

get it behind! :rofl:

[Skittles]

10. it's very stiff

[Hubert Flottz]

22. Pre shitted tissue?

Edit...Don't try kicking my ass at a time like this...BTW I don't think you brand of TP would pass the Mr. Whipple sniff test!

[bluesbassman]

11. Nah, corncobs don't fold.

;)

[csziggy]

12. Only when I tear off a square to use for a bookmark

Or is that TMI?

[struggle4progress]

13. Is this what the "Folding at Home" Group does? I've been meaning to look into that

[Renew Deal]

16. lol

:rofl:

[Forkboy]

15. I only wipe my ass after making origami swans out of it.

[struggle4progress]

17. I took a yoga class, once, hoping to learn to fold my ass into origami swans and walked around

asking haught babes, Hey! Look at my ass! Doesn't it remind you of origami swans?

The answer (so far as I could actually judge from reactions) seems to have been Um ... no: in the interests of keeping DU family-friendly, I am not reporting my survey results in detail

Yoga is a waste of time

[geardaddy]

18. More importantly...

Do you use toilet paper?

[MiddleFingerMom]

19. Yurassitch Park

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The Steg-a-sore-ass.
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[Paul-w]

20. haha

no.

I keep a Sports Illustrated and Entertainment Weekly close at hand so that is never an issue to get artsy with the TP.

[Hubert Flottz]

21. Other...

First I brown it and then throw it in the pot.

Which hand do you wipe with?

[Mira]

23. You must be

the hell kidding.
Life is too short for that.

[mwooldri]

24. Not like THAT in the picture but yes I do...

... especially if it's the cheap and nasty single ply kind.

To me it doesn't matter if it's 1000 sheets of single ply or 250 sheets of quadruple quilted tissue, it's going to be used the same way but I feel more comfortable folding the paper once so that the poop don't get on my fingers. I need to fold it more times if it's the thin kind. I don't want poop on my fingers, thank you.

[Kaleva]

25. The toilet paper holder needs some cleaning.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

26. I've moved on ... to the three seashells

Way better

:hi:

[MiddleFingerMom]

27. I've moved on... from three seashells...

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... to two turntables and a microphone.
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You do NOT want to know!!:scared:
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