hobbit709
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Tue Feb-16-10 08:13 AM
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Why can't I find my stapler? |
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I found TWO boxes of staples, but can't figure out where the stapler is. I even cleared two grocery bags worth of trash off the desk.
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The Velveteen Ocelot
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Tue Feb-16-10 08:16 AM
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1. I believe you have my stapler... |
TreasonousBastard
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Tue Feb-16-10 09:51 AM
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2. I have it. I have four staplers and two staple guns... |
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at least one of which is not mine.
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Tue Feb-16-10 10:14 AM
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3. If it was up your ass you would know where it was! |
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Sorry, I just can't resist using that line. It is right up there with "that's what SHE said".
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hobbit709
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Tue Feb-16-10 10:19 AM
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4. Nobody likes a smartass. |
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Although dumbasses and wiseasses can be tolerated. :hi:
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Tue Feb-16-10 10:33 AM
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6. I'll take "wiseasses" for $50. |
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Tue Feb-16-10 10:30 AM
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hobbit709
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Tue Feb-16-10 01:00 PM
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7. Still haven't found it, but I borrowed my neighbor's. |
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All this to get my tax return mailed. But I'm getting $4100+ back
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Tue Feb-16-10 01:01 PM
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8. You will find your stapler. |
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As soon as you misplace the staples.
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jmowreader
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Tue Feb-16-10 03:13 PM
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9. You checked Lumbergh's office, right? |
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Tue Feb-16-10 03:38 PM
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10. I have one here and I have |
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no idea where it came from. Were you in my office?
I hope you didn't use my phone......
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