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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 03:38 AM
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You want to put this in your mouth
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 03:51 AM
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1. You know what pisses me off?
That somehow ordering a huge ass burger is an excuse to cheap out on how many fries they give you. Cheap mofos! Give me an adequate amount of fries, dammit!
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 04:21 AM
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2. Ew. Gross.
No, I really don't want that. Ever.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 04:24 AM
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3. Do it. Put it in your mouth.
It goes in there!
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 05:35 AM
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4. I've had dates that said that...
And they were far more appetizing than that...stuff.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 05:38 AM
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5. Cheap-ass bun they used
Generic grocery-store $0.99 a pack.

:thumbsdown:

If you're going to make me a triple burger, at least give me a bun of decent diameter, thickness, and density.

With poppy seeds. And toasted.


Mmmm... poppy seeds...
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 06:19 AM
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6. eww no thanks
I haven't eaten beef in over 15 years..I am not about to start now!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 06:39 AM
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7. Do they charge for ketchup? (nt)
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 07:01 AM
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8. I like a good cheeseburger, but that goes beyond the pale.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 03:54 PM
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28. It doesn't even look like they used good cheese, either.
I wouldn't eat it, even if I still ate meat. It quite literally looks like three cowpies with some yellow latex painted on and a hint of bun.

The same amount of meat would be tastier as meatballs, like Swedish meatballs ;)
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 08:30 AM
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9. Not without plenty of mustard, mayo and pickles I don't!
And where the fuck is the ketchup?
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wysimdnwyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 08:53 AM
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10. I'd like to, but I don't think I could if I tried.
That SOB looks to be several inches too thick to actually get it into my mouth.
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Demoiselle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 09:18 PM
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34. Yeah. It's too, too...VERTICAL.
I'd prefer the same amount of burger spread thin. About 9 inches in diameter. With a lovely wide schmeer of melty cheese. On a large fluffy bun. And more fries, too, thank you.
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bamacrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 08:57 AM
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11. Yes I do. To the cheeseburger that is.
Mmmm, love me some greasy burgers.
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Hell Hath No Fury Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 12:09 PM
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12. Good lord, even when I ate meat --
I would have found that revolting! :puke: There is such a thing as "too much".
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 03:56 PM
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29. I wouldn't classify this as "too much" but rather as

EXTREME!!1!1!!!!

That's really what they're going for here, isn't it?
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Hell Hath No Fury Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 05:41 PM
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32. I think THIS is "extreme" --
:D

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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 12:12 PM
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13. Can I get a side of angioplasty with that? nt
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 12:18 PM
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14. I couldn't finish it,but I'd definately dig in.
Cheap out on the frys?
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 12:21 PM
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15. That'd be impossible.
Edited on Thu Feb-18-10 12:28 PM by redqueen
Those things are huge.
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 12:28 PM
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16. Where's the lettuce, tomato, pickles, and mustard?
And I totally agree on the paltry amount of fries on the plate.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 12:52 PM
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17. no thanks
and I am meat eater.
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 01:06 PM
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18. That looks gross.
And I like cheeseburgers. But that is just not appetizing looking. At all.



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Taitertots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 01:37 PM
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19. In my mouth? It looks like it already came out my ass
Seriously, where are all the fries?
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 01:56 PM
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20. I could eat it
but I would probably eat the top two first then the last with the bun. Just needs salt.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 01:56 PM
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21. Those aren't fishsticks!
:P
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Brother Buzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 02:04 PM
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22. This is a cheeseburger (singular, as in one patty)
The overflowing crispy cheese skirt makes it all happen




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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 03:22 PM
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23. yum
there is a gimick I haven't seen, and I love that overflow cheese from my frying pan. Where is that? I would totally eat that.
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 03:52 PM
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26. it is different. Interesting.
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Brother Buzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 03:53 PM
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27. Sacramento, California's Sqeeze Inn - they got shut down earlier this month from an ADA lawsuit
Edited on Thu Feb-18-10 03:58 PM by Brother Buzz
They are opening in another location real soon, like maybe yesterday.

http://www.news10.net/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=75483&provider=top
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GoCubsGo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 03:26 PM
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24. Maybe just the bottom patty from the front plate.
It looks nice and juicy. No bun. No cheese. I don't care for cheese on my burgers.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 03:49 PM
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25. If I had a dime for every time someone said that to me....
I'd have a whole shitload of dimes.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 04:01 PM
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30. Then you're all set for the Gov. William J. Le Petomane Thruway
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 04:03 PM
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31. Is that a Grossburger?
gross to look at, gross to eat, bought by the gross ...
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 07:16 PM
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33. Where's the bacon?
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 09:50 PM
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35. How? With a hydraulic press?
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