arbusto_baboso
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Thu Feb-18-10 01:13 PM
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How do I know if I've caught Olympic Fever? |
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Thu Feb-18-10 02:18 PM
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1. You find a garden gnome with an Olympics t-shirt on in the work refrigerator, and... |
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you nuke it on high for 2 minutes and eat it for lunch.
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Thu Feb-18-10 02:26 PM
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4. Hah. Shows what you know. |
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Gnomes have to be nuked for 3 minutes to be anything close to edible.
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Fri Feb-19-10 10:03 AM
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16. I'm a vegetarian. I don't do gnome. |
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Thu Feb-18-10 02:23 PM
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2. You slide coasters on the conference table |
arbusto_baboso
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Thu Feb-18-10 02:25 PM
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3. I did that BEFORE the Olympics. |
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Also did "hallway luge" in more than one workplace.
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Thu Feb-18-10 03:17 PM
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5. How many pins have you collected? |
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If the number is greater than Zero, you've caught it.
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arbusto_baboso
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Thu Feb-18-10 03:46 PM
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7. Does that include safety pins? |
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Thu Feb-18-10 04:57 PM
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14. If only. But no. These things. |
Call Me Wesley
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Thu Feb-18-10 03:22 PM
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6. You start to light up torches to the national anthem |
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and try to build a curling alley in your basement.
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Thu Feb-18-10 03:46 PM
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Light "torches" in my living room, and then curl up in my basement?
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Call Me Wesley
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Thu Feb-18-10 03:56 PM
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9. That's just a poor excuse, |
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but the exact same thing. Sorry. ;)
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Thu Feb-18-10 03:57 PM
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10. How much Curling do you watch? |
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Thu Feb-18-10 04:03 PM
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11. Does the Pope shit in the woods? |
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Thu Feb-18-10 04:06 PM
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12. Only my hairdresser knows for sure. n/t |
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Thu Feb-18-10 04:17 PM
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13. You'll have a hankering to start your own curling team |
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Thu Feb-18-10 07:31 PM
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15. There's a 40-pound granite curling stone lodged in your left temple |
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actually, that would explain a lot...
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Fri Feb-19-10 11:24 AM
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17. you will ride a bike --- |
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Fri Feb-19-10 03:12 PM
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18. Five colorful rings show up around your "private area", and you are prone to hyperbole. |
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Fri Feb-19-10 03:48 PM
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20. Should it burn when I pee? |
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Fri Feb-19-10 04:01 PM
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21. As hot as a torch, and it should smell like victory. |
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Fri Feb-19-10 03:44 PM
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19. You start thinking that McDonald's is food |
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Because that's what the Olympians eat.
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