Man in underwear hops on hood of girlfriend's car

[Bunny]

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UNIONTOWN, Pa. -- Police expect to file charges against a 57-year-old man who was wearing only underwear in frigid temperatures when he hopped on the hood of his girlfriend's moving car during an argument.

Police in Uniontown have yet to identify the man or his 28-year-old girlfriend, saying they'll release the names once they sort out what charges to file.

Police were called about 3:20 a.m. Thursday by someone reporting a man riding on the hood of a car, screaming at the woman driving it.

The woman had a bruise under her left eye and police say they found drug paraphernalia in the car.
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Read more: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10050/1037134-455.stm?cmpid=news.xml#ixzz0g10aFkzT

The person who called 911 at 3:20 AM must have had trouble believing their eyes. :rofl:

[kentauros]

1. So THAT'S where the ermine in the garage carrying the meatloaf originated.

All those drugs...

[Richardo]

2. Drug paraphernalia? Really?

Who could have guessed? :rofl:

:hi: bunny! :loveya: :pals:

[Bunny]

3. It's shocking, isn't it?

I keep thinking about the 911 caller. Imagine looking out your window at 3 AM and seeing that! :rofl:

:hi: Richardo! :loveya: :fistbump:

[Capn Sunshine]

4. this thread is useless without pictures

[distantearlywarning]

5. If you knew how freaking bad the weather has been in this neck of the woods (SW PA)...

...This story would seem even crazier! Only a total lunatic would be walking around outside in his underwear right now.

[Xipe Totec]

6. Reminds me of a prank I pulled on a cousin

She was driving a Volkswagon beetle.

I was standing on the sidewalk with my friends.

As she was parking and eased on to the curb, I plopped onto the hood of the beetle, slammed my arms on it, and then rolled onto the sidewalk as if I had been hit by the car...

She went into shock.

The had to carry her out of the car and give her sugar to bring her out of the insulin shock.

My mother was not pleased, at all.

[kwassa]

7. but in Uniontown, underwear is a union suit

[sohndrsmith]

8. guessing man is familar with some form of intoxicant. : ) n/t

[Lars39]

9. I can't be the only one who thought of this:

[sarge43]

10. That's sad when someone can't even do a Darwin Award properly.

This country is circling the drain.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

11. This is news? I mean, who hasn't

hopped on his girlfriend's car in his underwear. Or at least wanted to.

:hi:

[tango-tee]

12. This begs the question: What kind of underwear?

A leopard-print tanga? Well-worn jockey shorts with the rear sagging nearly halfway down his legs? Enquiring minds want to know!