VIDEO: Christian teen rock band "Final Placement" and 3:40 of your life that is gone forever

[Amerigo Vespucci]

This Christian Rock Band Will Save You
By: LG Staff
February 22 2010, 3:47 PM

Just kidding! This band will send your ears to hell! We swear! DO NOT press play on this video unless you want to be struck down by the GOD OF SUCK. Supposedly their name is Final Placement. They are from Texas and the lead singer's dad likes to sue websites for posting this video. O RLY? This is a news blog buster, fair use!

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Blog/Suck-My-Blog/This-Christian-Rock-Band-Will-Save-You

[LanternWaste]

1. I feel that way every time I watch a band formed after 1983...

"3:40 of your life that is gone forever..." "the god of suck..."

I feel that way every time I watch a band formed after 1983.

[AllenVanAllen]

2. That's some super-natural suck power right there.

[BlueJazz]

3. Jesus fucking Crist!!. I've got (No, I take that back) I USED to have Perfect Pitch.

Son of a bitch...not only is the singer flat as hell ...every-single-person-in-the-Band is out of tune with each other and out of tune with himself....

Damn...!!

[Dr. Strange]

4. But that's what makes it such an effective witnessing tool.

They're saying, "Hey! Look at us. If God can save us, despite our horrible music, then he can save a crack-head douchebag."

Mark my words, this video will be the beginning of the Second Reformation.

[BlueJazz]

5. LOL!....After hearing that ...ah.... "Guitar Solo", you might be right.

A God would probably tell them. "I'm sending you people to heaven cause even though the people in Hell were murderers and Rapists, they certainly don't deserve to hear that crap" :)

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. All you smarty-pants "on an express train to Hell" DUers...

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... can just go straight to, um... can go to... um... can get on an EXPRESSER train to Hell!!!
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I found Jesus the moment they started that Rockettes thing together.
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They do need something extra, though... I'll give you that.
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A heroin habit or sumpin'.
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Worked for an arrogant, selfrighteous born-again in PA who had a Christian rock band. His wife
was fairly well off and she bought him a $60,000 mega-van so they could tour Christian festivals
and stuff. Used to brag about what dynamite rockers they were -- had tens of thousands of cheering
fans at some big Wisconsin Jesusfest or something.
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They played the basement of a local church and he brought in a video of the performance to play for
us. The guys in this video today are BETTER than his band was (and his band had been playing out for
about 3-4 years). There were about two dozen 12-year-old poor fundie-kids (who were probably attending
the ONLY show their parents were EVER going to let them see -- lo... even unto their 50's and 60's).
I could see why this guy was so deluded, as you'da thought these kids were watching The Beatles at
Shea Stadium.
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We were horrified. We were also cramping up badly from the strain of holding back howls.
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It hurt us. It hurt us REAL bad.
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[vixengrl]

9. Amen--the Rockettes thing sold me too--they're just having

wholesome fun together, some Christian guys, making some music they learned how to play yesterday, and thinking if they label their music "Christian", people will forgive the way it sucks on ice because their intentions are good.

I don't know which comes first--the Christians making sucktastic music or the decision that the music is pretty sucktastic, but at least it's Christian.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Wow - that really is utterly awful. Rightwing Christian fundamentalist shitwads

should be relegated to some special geographic area of the world, like maybe in a domed environment at the bottom of the dead sea, just so the rest of the world doesn't have to hear their messages of hate, their utterly saccharine and artless renditions of Jesus' Gospel message, and their sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking ludicrously artless music, paintings, books, and etc.


Total major suckage.


I mean, seriously, that's some of the worst shit I've ever heard, and I listened to that talentless panty stain that sang the national anthem at the Super Bowl this year.

[guitar man]

8. It's highly effective

It made me call out to Jesus .











After about a minute, I was saying "God, Jesus, please...just make it stop!!"

:rofl:

[Sebastian Doyle]

10. If Jesus raptures this band

He will definitely make sure they do NOT bring their guitars with them!

[HughBeaumont]

11. Talk about a frozen dinner that spent only 5 seconds in the microwave . . .

The only people that are even remotely competent in that thing are the rhythm section. Notice I said "remotely".

It's like a combination of "The Mary Tyler Moore" theme, "De Doo Doo Doo, De Da Da Da" and off-key Ween.

Sadly enough, the only thing I could find on YouTube of this . . . song . . . is two kids in their room covering it, using just guitars. And even sadder is that, despite all the stopping, the kids in the room SING THE SONG BETTER!!!! :rofl: :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbChCV8c3a4