WCGreen
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Wed Feb-24-10 08:54 PM
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Some stuff some people from the olden days said.... |
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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.' - Eleanor Roosevelt
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible - George Burns Santa Claus has the right idea.. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. - Alex Levine My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield
Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP . - Joe Namath I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.. - W. C. Fields
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.. - Phyllis Diller By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal
And the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good spit it out.
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Wed Feb-24-10 09:05 PM
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Wed Feb-24-10 09:07 PM
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2. Those are rules for good living! |
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Wed Feb-24-10 10:16 PM
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In the old folks' home where I work there's a white board in the dining-room where we list the day's activities and meal menu, plus a thought for the day. I'm always on the lookout for good material for the latter. They're gonna love the cardiologist's diet.
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Wed Feb-24-10 10:48 PM
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Thu Feb-25-10 12:40 AM
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6. Who you callin' a Batch!? |
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Wed Feb-24-10 11:44 PM
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5. Here's another - Courtesy of WC Fields |
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"Always drink gin instead of vodka. That way people know you're drunk and not stupid."
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Thu Feb-25-10 01:38 PM
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Thu Feb-25-10 01:50 PM
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9. Eleanor Roosevelt NEVER said that. nt |
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