Men: Speedo after 60?

[trof]

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Males shouldn't wear speedos after 6, let alone 60.

[trof]

6. Awwwwwww.

Exhibitionists need luv too.
:-)

[flvegan]

2. Ugh...you know someone is going to post that Liddy pic now.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. I didn't want to disappoint you.

[madinmaryland]

9. Someone beat me to it!!

:P

[Zomby Woof]

34. I thought the thread title was...

"Men: Midlo after 60?"



:hide:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Not even after 30. But, for your viewing pleasure I offer the following:

[lunatica]

5. Puke, puke, puke, puke!!!

[trof]

8. Redundant but true. Puke. Uber right-wing puke.

[trof]

7. Best laugh I've had in a while. Thanks.

:rofl:

[kimi]

13. Is that REAL?

It's just - ugh! He's like a gargoyle.

[SoxFan]

35. The sandals really complete the look

Though I'm surprised they aren't red, white, and blue, too.

[krispos42]

37. Bad ocelot! No donut!

[hippywife]

10. How 'bout never?

I'm really not interested in seeing anybody's junk, no matter how sleek and svelte they're built. :eyes:

[blueamy66]

11. I'm with you.

Speedos are disgusting.

[Yavin4]

12. Nope. Just Go Naked.

Hey, if you make it to 60, then you are allowed.

[Haole Girl]

14. If they have the body for it, sure

[Xithras]

17. Yep, that's the kicker.

You gotta be in shape to pull of a Speedo. Most old guys aren't, so most old guys shouldn't wear them. If the old guy is, more power to him.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

15. No

If I see one more banana hammock in my life it'll be one too many.

[Haole Girl]

16. This one's for you:

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. My dear Haole Girl!

oh, thank you for the laugh! I needed that so much!

:rofl:

[EvolveOrConvolve]

28. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

My eyes, god help me, my eyes! :puke:

[OhioChick]

29. Oh my.....

You should've put a "warning."

:rofl:

[kayakjohnny]

18. I've heard them appropriately called.... wait for it.....

grape smugglers.

Ba-dump!

Night folks.

[kwassa]

20. I like Speedos.

Context: During the formative teen years of the '60s, we swam nude. Woodstock, and all that.

When forced to put on clothing again in public places, cut-off denims were our suits. They were the worst imaginable thing to swim in when wet, as they weigh a ton.

When I went to college, I found a pair of Speedos in the lost and found at the brand new university pool, as they wouldn't allow cut-offs.

These were made out of tricot, which is light as a feather and dries almost instantly. The best suit I ever had.

My goal is to be in good-enough shape at 60 to be able to wear a Speedo.

Of course, I don't understand why anyone needs to wear anything while at the beach or swimming.

[triguy46]

21. never for casual wear. But for lap swimming, or triathlons, or competitve swimming...

and if you have the bod, why not? If you are just an over weight, out of shape guy, forget it. 10 years ago at age 47, with dozens of triathlons completed, 6'0" 160 lbs, why not? On the other hand, it is being essentially naked. Kind of odd racing in public in so little clothing. Now there are one piece deals that look just as bad on an overweight out of shape bod.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

22. My dad's done it all his life. He's 66 now...but to his credit he's in good shape.

Swims 6 days a week, eats healthy, etc. Whenever someone makes a comment about it, I just lie and tell them that he was on the '72 Olympic swim team or some BS like that. It usually shuts them right up.

I do credit my dad in giving me something of a tolerance for Speedos, to the point where I'm not utterly repulsed by the mere sight of them. Still, when someone who isn't in good shape tries to pull it off, that just ain't right.

I tried the Speedo once in my life, and I felt incredibly naked in it. So never again for me.

But if your healthy and don't have fat rolls all over the place, I don't really care.

[Texasgal]

23. speedos for jesus!

[Blue Diadem]

24. Only if they're Speedo watershorts! n/t

[Kali]

25. uh, Europe only and in good shape

even then they make me feel squicky

on the other hand I don't really care for the HUGH! baggy short/skirt/skort look on guys either.

Hard to swim with all that fabric almost to your ankles.

[marzipanni]

26. Judge not...

;)

[grace0418]

27. Not before. Not after. Not never.

Unless you're an Olympic swimmer, and even then it's TMI for me personally.

[Upton]

30. Speedo Man is alive and well in Chehalis..

http://www.chronline.com/news/article_946c3dbf-2156-579b-a8a3-059d5f31ef87.html

[rkennedy_68]

31. that would be ghastly

just thinking about it makes me puke

[Dr Morbius]

32. I have a simple rule:

When women are allowed in public shirtless, then I will appear in public without a shirt.

i do not swim. I do not attend beaches. I have no need to walk about mostly naked, so in support of my fellow Americans of the female persuasion, I won't be topless in public.

Of course, this very small protest isn't bothering a living soul. No one wants to see my chest anyway!

[proteus_lives]

33. Men: Speedos never!

I've never used them. Too hairy.

[old mark]

36. Not THIS man over 60, no INDEED! nt