Magleetis
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Fri Apr-02-10 08:58 AM
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Sunday, Jesus will rise from the grave |
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and if he sees his shadow we have six more weeks of winter.
Happy Easter.
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HopeHoops
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Fri Apr-02-10 09:18 AM
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1. You have to sit in a REALLY sincere pumpkin patch to see him. |
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Fri Apr-02-10 09:21 AM
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He secretly rises on Sat. evening to hide all the eggs.
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Fri Apr-02-10 07:09 PM
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Jesus had high cholesterol. The APOSTLES hid the eggs! :hi:
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Fri Apr-02-10 09:59 AM
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sounds about as plausible as most all the other stories about him...:evilgrin:
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Fri Apr-02-10 10:00 AM
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4. only if you hide your eggs under a chocolate rabbit |
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geez, how can you forget that part?
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Fri Apr-02-10 10:09 AM
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Easter is "Party with Jesus!" day.
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Fri Apr-02-10 12:32 PM
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He'll say, 'did you have to use such a heavy rock?'
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Fri Apr-02-10 12:35 PM
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7. Peter! Peter! I can see my house from here! |
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Fri Apr-02-10 01:15 PM
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8. Will he have an insatiable hunger for the brains of the living? |
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That's what I really want to know.
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Fri Apr-02-10 01:35 PM
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10. Many of his followers lack brains: |
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Fri Apr-02-10 01:29 PM
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9. At least He'll be ready for an eclipse. |
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Fri Apr-02-10 01:38 PM
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11. I didn't know it was Sunday. Why isn't it listed on Yahoo Calendar? |
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Fri Apr-02-10 07:51 PM
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13. Disciples, my ass, they're LOSERS. |
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