Teen wants to crap in ex-GF's car -- Only he chooses the wrong one (!)

[Blue_Tires]

LAS CRUCES - A teen who allegedly defecated in a man's car - thinking it was his girlfriend's - was indicted Thursday on multiple charges of criminal property damage.

Leaving work late the night of March 11, the car's owner reported finding 18-year-old Austin Horries Purifoy in the back seat of his Honda Civic, pulling up his underwear.

"This is your car?" Purifoy said, according to documents filed in court. "I thought this was Desiree's car."

Purifoy then allegedly got out of the car and ran west.

The car's right front window had been shattered with a rock, the glove box had been rummaged through and some coins had been taken from a film canister, the car's owner told police.

Police also discovered a cinder block had been thrown through the glass door of a business a few yards away from where the Honda had been parked. Footprints leading from the door to the Honda were later found to match Purifoy's shoes, which had a distinctive dot and circle pattern, according to court documents.

Located not long after by a nearby ditch, Purifoy allegedly told officers he was outside because he didn't want his "girlfriend" Desiree to see him smoking.

Purifoy, of the 2700 block of Ridgeway Court, was indicted Thursday by a Do-a Ana County grand jury on two charges of criminal property damage - for the broken glass door and the victim's car - and one charge of breaking and entering.

Las Cruces school district records show Purifoy dropped out from Las Cruces High School in December 2008. He remains incarcerated at the Dona Ana County Detention Center, the jail confirmed Thursday.

Ashley Meeks can be reached at [e-mail]; [phone]

http://www.lcsun-news.com/dona_ana_news/ci_14761689

[HopeHoops]

1. Hmm. No mention of toilet paper.

:hurts:

[MajorChode]

2. Doesn't anyone just shit in a sack and light it on people's front porch anymore?

[rad5_530]

3. ha

what a moron, although i kinda feel bad

[ashling]

4. So Desiree doesn't know

he smokes?

[jmowreader]

7. Maybe Desiree won't kiss him

If I was Desiree, I wouldn't. He sounds like a complete tool.

[rurallib]

5. future republican operative?

[graywarrior]

6. What a shitty thing to do

[ashling]

8. Graywarrior: I see you still have that

whole duck bondage thing going on.

:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. I shit you not.

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I shit you.
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I shit you not.
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I shit you.
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I shit you not.
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I shit you.
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Just doesn't seem the same.
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[Bombero1956]

10. Desiree doesn't know it but

She's lucky to be rid of Austin, he's such a turd.

[Kaleva]

11. Hardly ever hear of women doing crazy shit like that.

Seen youtube videos of college guys setting themselves on fire or shooting each other in the nuts with a pellet gun find out how it feels like. Another guy was wanted to find out if he could run down a street naked and shit at the same time. He was able to do it.