My front yard is not your dog's bathroom

[warrior1]

Two elderly ladies walking their dog..as one is picking up their dogs shit the other one is complimenting my 'pretty yard.., I'm coming around the corner wrapping up some electrical cord. I just finished mowing the yard. Normally these two ladies just leave the shit. Today they got caught. The dog was allowed to wanderer pretty close to my house to take his dump. I never let my dog crap on anyone's yard.

Fuck

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. I don't have a dog, but...

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...I carry a Baggie in my pocket just in case someone
catches me crapping in their yard.
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You'd be amazed by how understanding the police are
when they see you had planned ahead and cleaned up
after yourself.
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Good MiddleFingerMom. He's a GOOD boy, yes he is.
.

[MadHound]

2. Meh, given that I come across cat scat, deer scat, fox scat, etc. etc.

A little dog doo is just simply more fertilizer. Joys of living in the country.