omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg Henry Rollins is cute and nice and I asked him to sign my boo

[RainDog]

anyway, just an excuse to write that annoying subject line! :rofl:

I actually did see him today and he signed a book for me. And he was very nice.

at first I just ignored him but then I said, outloud, unfortunately,

"oooooooooooooooooooohm, I'm sorry if I'm a jerk, but may I ask you to sign my book?" he said, "sure."

it was a deeeeep and meaningful conversation.

just saying.

if Debi the Pattersonator had any taste in men, she'd be jealous. :)

[Dr. Strange]

1. Your book?

Aw, I'm disappointed. :(

[RainDog]

2. do you know how many times you have to write "omg" to make that k drop off?

that was WORK.

[Dr. Strange]

3. And the book was called...

"44 Ways to Get Your Bra Off Really Fast!"

[RainDog]

4. sorry. no one had to call the jaws of life to get me off his leg as he walked away

wish I had a better story to tell.

he's written several books. but the one I asked him to sign was about him more than by him.

that really makes me a jerk.

actually, I knew I'd probably see him today and told myself I wouldn't do that. that's why I did the oooooooooooohm thing - outloud - and then, as I did it, thinking... you know this is wrong...

BUT it's the only WRONG thing I'm doing, so in the big scheme of things....

he seems like an intelligent and articulate person and he is HOT. with nice tats. And I'm just a mousey book person. with no tats.

obviously he takes pity on the feeble minded.

[LeftyMom]

5. I'm jealous enough to cover for Debi.

[RainDog]

6. thanks!! double plus because you obviously have good taste in men!

;-)

[LeftyMom]

8. I keep telling that one he needs a Henry-esque quantity of body art.

He says no, which makes me one seriously sad panda.

[RainDog]

10. I've thought about getting my head tattooed

lol.

but sort of seriously. sort of like accupuncture. something for my temporal lobes. some days...

I know someone who has a mandala on her skull. that seems like it would be painful to me. she used to have her head shaved in back so you saw it but now... not.

in other news, we had a great weather day. started out warm and sunny, then got overcast and rumbling thunder and clouds and sun at the same time.

but just a little rain.

apropos to nothing.

no. I have not had any of that temporal lobe tattooing done.

[LeftyMom]

12. A friend of mine has his head tattooed, but it only shows when he's got a mohawk, and

he's sporting kind of a Jesus look right now.

[RainDog]

17. let's design a sleeve for flavorgams! n/t

[Dr. Strange]

11. Pffth!

you obviously have good taste in men!

:rofl: As if.

[RainDog]

13. not everyone can be you, Dr. Strange. snooky woookums. hunny bunny.

[Rhythm]

7. I met him years ago, and yeah, he's a a doll...

:hi:

[RainDog]

9. I like that he's supportive of gay rights

he's not a homophobe.

[Rhythm]

16. He's one of the most progressive entertainers we have...

Sometimes comes off a little askew, but he's got our backs on the issues.

[Writer]

14. Wow. I don't know if I like anyone enough to have them sign my "boo."

:hide:

[RainDog]

15. well, my boo is imaginary these days

so he could have used invisible ink.

(and I deleted the original rude, crude, lewd and socially unacceptable thing I wrote here three time because... well, just because) :blush: