UndertheOcean
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Mon Apr-12-10 08:08 PM
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The Single Most Ridiculous Movie Premise Ever Made |
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http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-love-tiptoes/No joke , this is real , ... this is real .... GARY OLDMAN ????? DID YOU REALLY NEED THE MONEY THAT MUCH !!!
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Mon Apr-12-10 08:20 PM
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1. This might've been better done as a |
MilesColtrane
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Mon Apr-12-10 10:40 PM
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2. Would have been better with Gary Coleman instead of Gary Oldman. |
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Then the couple would have to "worry" about their baby being little and black.
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Mon Apr-12-10 11:31 PM
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3. "And in the role of a lifetime, Gary Oldman..." |
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Mon Apr-12-10 11:54 PM
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Tue Apr-13-10 12:30 AM
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5. That review is hilarious. |
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"One more time here: Commissioner Gordon, Dracula, fucking Stansfield, plays Matthew McConaughey’s twin brother, as a midget, and I totally bought it. Still, it’s sort of unfortunate, because there’s, what, two leading-man roles for midgets in the history of cinema, and one of them went to Gary Oldman? How many pissed off midget actors picketed that decision? Sub-question, how hilarious is that?"
LOL
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Tue Apr-13-10 06:41 AM
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6. It was better than that overrated crap Dark Knight |
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But I guess enough people did not die for that reviewer's tastes. No real "moral dilemmas."
God, I hated the Dark Knight.
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Tue Apr-13-10 06:54 AM
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Tue Apr-13-10 08:15 AM
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8. I hate to quibble with the author |
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but the terms dwarf and midget are not interchangeable. I'm not arguing, I'm just sayin'.....
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Tue Apr-13-10 01:26 PM
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9. Damn you! I watched the entire movie after reading your post last night... |
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it is spectacularly awful...but I will never get those precious minutes back
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Tue Apr-13-10 02:48 PM
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