I'm going to get a double down for lunch...the question is..

[snooper2]

what side would go best...

mac-n-chesse, mashed potatoes or bbq baked beans...


HMMM....decisions :P

[HopeHoops]

1. Probably Ex-Lax.

[Touchdown]

2. MAshed Potatoes

You got the cheese in the Cordon Bl... errr... double down.

[snooper2]

5. That's what I'm thinking...

soon as I get off this damn call so I can get my DD on!

[Arugula Latte]

3. Maybe some stents to prop open your arteries.

[sarge43]

4. A stomach pump. n/t

[gratuitous]

6. Familiarize yourself with the location of the AED

And remember, tell someone in particular to call 9-1-1, not just a general announcement to the gathering crowd.

[Touchdown]

7. I'd like a link to proof that one bite of this thing causes heart attacks.

This idea of instant death when eating this seems to be going on here a lot. I figure there must be an article I missed.:shrug:

[gratuitous]

9. Who said anything about one bite?

But if you're going to make a habit of eating this stuff, it's probably best to be prepared for the near inevitability of what's going to happen to your one and only body. Remember, as you consume these highly refined, non-nutritional carbohydrates and sugars, your body begins craving them more, which leads to a dependency not unlike a narcotic addiction, and obesity. Obesity has been linked to Hypertension, Coronary Heart Disease, Adult Onset Diabetes, Stroke, Gall Bladder Disease, Osteoarthritis, Sleep Apnea, Respiratory Problems, Endometrial, Breast, Prostate and Colon Cancers, Dyslipidemia, steatohepatitis, insulin resistance, breathlessness, Asthma, Hyperuricaemia, reproductive hormone abnormalities, polycystic ovarian syndrome, impaired fertility and lower back pain.

Or go ahead, I really don't care. Out of consideration for your next of kin, make sure you have your estate planning documents in order. They may actually miss you.

[Touchdown]

11. Who said anything about "making a habit out of eating this stuff"?

Two can play at that game.

The OP wants to try it (which means 1, not a lifetime supply). Why should he know how to use a AED before he does?

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Lightweights all!!!!!

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I'm holding out for the triple-down.
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Which COULD be a double-down totally encased in a "hot pocket" made of nothing but lard and tallow.
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[Kali]

10. all of our local KFCs are combined with Taco Bells

so get a couple of crispy tacos!

otherwise I would say the mac-n-cheese (or the cole slaw - it's not too bad with a lot of pepper on it)