LeftyFingerPop
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Wed Apr-14-10 07:59 PM
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Holy Shit!! Look at my tax return!! |
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Amount earned............. $0.00 Tax on amount earned...... $0.00 Democratic Underground posting credit.... $10,000.00 Bicep Credit.... $ 5,000.00 Handsome credit... $20,000.00 Burp credit... $ 5,000.00 Tooth credit... $ 5,000.00 Shut your fucking piehole credit... $ 5,000.00 Teeth sparkle and go *bing* when I smile credit $ 5,000.00 Soft and downy chest hair credit $ 5,000.00 Sleeps with the fishes credit $ 5,000.00 Smell your own breath credit $ 5,000.00 Groin credit $ 5,000.00
TOTAL REFUND $75,000.00
Thank you Mr. President!!!!!!
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Dr Morbius
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Wed Apr-14-10 08:03 PM
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1. Special "smoking in gas station" tax: $74,999 |
MiddleFingerMom
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Wed Apr-14-10 08:07 PM
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2. But all that is negated... |
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. ...by the spurned incum debit. .
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