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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 04:08 PM
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Confess!!! Which one of you wankers trained the birds to poop on my bike?
I don't appreciate that shit.

I'm just glad I wasn't riding it at the time.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 04:09 PM
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1. Now maybe you'll stay out of my way on the bike path
Or do I have to escalate?
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 05:30 PM
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7. Go ahead . . . make my day
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 04:09 PM
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2. these two
Edited on Fri May-07-10 04:10 PM by Rambis
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 04:24 PM
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3. You'll Never Wank Alone, Tom
Not with George around.


That picture RULES.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 05:58 PM
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4. Muah-ha-ha-ha.
Now to perfect the flying pigs...
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 06:24 PM
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5. mactatas
All that grumping about birds is a cover story.
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whistler162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 07:05 PM
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6. It was the large English gentleman in the dark suit!
Gooood Evening......
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 05:39 PM
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8. Don't laugh -- 'cause YOU'RE NEXT!!!
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 10:19 PM
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9. Those birds are BIG Betty White fans
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8298411

You should be glad all they did was poop on your bike...
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DebJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 10:21 PM
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10. Distracts them from pooping on my car. Sorry! :)
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 10:24 PM
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11. They saw you outside the Coinstar machine, and thought you needed a donation.
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Walk away Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 10:32 PM
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12. I don't want to freak you out but....that's not poop! ... nt
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