For chrissakes, I was on my way to the CoinStar machine . . .

[taterguy]

So I'm standing outside the store smoking, when a woman comes up and asks for a cigarette.

She saw my big jar of coins and said she couldn't take one from me since I was "collecting."

Do I look like a beggar?

Do I?

By the way, there was $70 worth of change in that jar.

If that's what you can get for hanging out in front of stores smoking then maybe I'm in the wrong line of work.

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Do you hold up a cardboard sign that says "dumbass"?

[Forkboy]

2. It was probably the mismatched socks.

[taterguy]

3. I wasn't wearing socks

[Forkboy]

5. The flip flops then.

[XRubicon]

4. This ain't your night Charlie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORFo8JGHK50

[taterguy]

6. It's afternoon here

[XRubicon]

7. doesn't matter you live in Palookaville

[leeroysphitz]

8. Did you ever clean all that bird shit off of your bike?

[taterguy]

9. I'm waiting for it to rain