New Penis Grown on Boy's Arm.....well, I was bored!

[Pert_UK]

"Doctors have grown a new penis on a Russian boy's arm after he lost his old one in a bizarre accident.

The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_376025.html

Why shouldn't you go on holiday to Russia?

Because ya nob'll fall off! (Chernobyl fall off!)...get it? Eh? Eh?

Sorry, I've been drinking.....

P.

[THUNDER HANDS]

1. kinda gives new meaning to that old Hulk Hogan phrase

24" pythons

:D

[Ganja Ninja]

2. Let this be a lesson to you. Never pee on an electric fence.

[mr_hat]

3. Yeah, but there are more obvious things to do >

when you're bored. Read, take a walk, flip through the channels...

Whatever made you decide to grow a penis on a boy's arm?

[Pert_UK]

4. No books, it was raining, cable is broken.....

Penis on the arm seemed the next sensible step!

P.

[Ganja Ninja]

7. I'd rather have it growing on my arm than between my shoulders ..

like our glorious leader.

[Butterflies]

11. good one!

[loftycity]

5. Good way to start the weekend drinks! and growing

a penis on your arm. Does it get any better?

[Pert_UK]

8. Yeah, but I bet he doesn't go to school in a T-shirt that often!

:evilgrin:

You reach for the salt and your cock flops into your soup AGAIN!

P.

[loftycity]

15. Well it could make one of the two tastier? Flopping into a

scotch would require some practice. Could be fun..eh?
Yikes can't believe I wrote that. Then again it's on his arm..

[BurtWorm]

6. Detachable Penis

by King Missile comes to mind.




Detachable Penis
(by John S. Hall)

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all hte time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when I thnk it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place hwere the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet , 'ccause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but no this time.

So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward St Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven - some guy was selling it! I had to but it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

[Hotler]

9. Baby here was born without eye lids.

When they circumcised him they took the skin and made him some eye lids. Operation was successful, only one draw back, he turned out a little cock-eyed.:crazy:

[Dead_Parrot]

10. OK, that's weird.

Out of interest, how much current do they put through fences things in Russia? I've leaned on, sat on and taken hold of UK electric fences, and none of them have made by penis explode...

[Hell Hath No Fury]

12. The Mythbusters guys looked at this one...

taken from the admonitition to railway workers to never pee on the third rail.

After much experimentation, they found -- with the right circumstances -- an electrical current could run up a stream of urine and cause damage. If I remember correctly, you had to be VERY close to the rail.

[Pert_UK]

13. I have heard that drunk people die in London each year....

when they piss off the platform onto the powered rail on the underground.

That's no way to go! Getting your nuts bitten off by a Laplander, that's a MAN'S way to go...

[Elidor]

14. That's nothing - I'm growing a penis out of my forehead

Already have three on my back...

Bit early for a nip, innit, Pert?

[Pert_UK]

16. It's 16:50 and I've been to a funeral, so I make no excuses!

:-)

P.

[loftycity]

17. Great sig line..

[Insider]

18. 'let's shake on it'

but otherwise, i'm speechless