Your swanky, new dream home is haunted by ghosts

[MrScorpio]

They're quite the unfriendly types and also they didn't take too kindly to the fact that a greedy developer had built a bedroom community right on top of their ancient Indian burial grounds.

They want you and your family OUT... YESTERDAY!

So, what do you do?

[Iggo]

1. I love our new house!

!!!!!GET OUT!!!!!

Too bad we can't stay.

[Call Me Wesley]

2. Other: Ghost party!

Booze, some good music, friendly Zombies. Always works!

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

3. I'm going with the Nihilist option

Nihilist: I FUCK YOU! I FUCK YOU!
Walter: Show me what you got, Nihilist. Dipshit with a nine-toed woman.
Nihilist: I FUCK YOU! I FUCK YOU!

Seems pretty harmless to me.

[Iggo]

5. Oh my god.

I have no idea what I just read, but that right there is the coolest thing I ever read.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Rent a proton pack, try to dodge the slime, hope Zuul isn't involved.

[flvegan]

6. Easy. File a claim on my title insurance owner's policy. Get my check

buy another house. If I can prove that I have ghosts because it was built on an Indian burial ground, I think I can make that claim stick. It would be tough, but I'd just threaten them with years of litigation. I think they'd settle.

[azmouse]

7. I'd set up the poker table

Add some booze and cigars and you'd have the perfect evening.

If that didn't settle them down I'd tell them to SHUT THEIR PIEHOLES! :evilgrin:

[Old Troop]

8. Ask the gorgeous, scantily clad cheerleader to open the door and

go down to the cellar. Then get the hell out!