Which superhero should be President?

[Blue-Jay]

[dropkickpa]

1. President Wonder Woman

I was Wonder Woman for Halloween when I was 5. 'Nuff said.

[Blue-Jay]

2. It just occurred to me that Aquaman & Wonder Woman are not citizens.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. President Superman would be in trouble with the birthers, too.

[Blue-Jay]

6. Damn. Didn't think of that one either.

That dude's from a different fuckin' PLANET!

[TZ]

8. Superman better not try to rescue anyone in Arizona either

He's definitely an alien!

[Blue-Jay]

13. Sure, but who's going to arrest him? Sheriff Joe?

That's a comic battle I'd love to witness.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

15. I read an alternate-universe Superman story in which the SCOTUS decides that...

...his ship acted as an artificial uterus, hence its opening in Kansas could be interpreted as "birth" and he could run.

It was an annual, came out in 1991.

[Blue-Jay]

17. Artificial Uterus. Good band name.

*YOINK*

[Sebastian Doyle]

24. I'VE SENE HIS CRYPTONIAN BIRTH CERTIFICUT!!11!!1!

DAM ILLEAGLE ALEIN!!!11!1! :crazy:

[Blue-Jay]

26. wher is birth certificut?

wher?

[Sebastian Doyle]

29. ASK OILY TWATZ FORE A COPPY !11!1111111!

I MALED THE ORIGGINOL TO HER. !!11!!1!1

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. Storm too. -nt

[Blue-Jay]

18. Goddamn it. Fuckin' furriners.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

20. And it's always those damn AFRICANS trying to slither in, ain't it?

[Lilith Velkor]

38. Rogue, Kitty Pryde and Black Canary are all Yanks. n/t

[underpants]

60. YES!

[TZ]

3. President Dr. Strange

If he's anything like the DU Dr. Strange is would be the nerdiest funniest most perverted presidency EVER!!! :evilgrin:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

25. Word is he already has the Megan Fox endorsement locked up.

[Dr. Strange]

37. Well, second, maybe.

Don't forget Grover Cleveland.

[KamaAina]

4. President Wonder Woman

would be a good way to get a female into the Oval Office

[Mojambo]

7. The Great Machine, Mitchell Hundred. From Brain K. Vaughn's Ex Machina. n/t

[Blue-Jay]

10. +1 for for staying within the Marvel and/or DC universe.

-1 for being a obscure comic geek. (even though I knew what you were talking about, so what does that make me?)

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. Hunter Gathers.

From the Venture Bros.

He'd clean shit up.

[Blue-Jay]

12. God, I love Venture Brothers.

I'd vote for David Bowie.

[geardaddy]

11. President The Tick

[geardaddy]

14. President Space Ghost

[Blue-Jay]

22. He's a clueless idiot.

Like Reagan.

[geardaddy]

23. But he'd be entertaining.

Unlike Reagan.

[jobycom]

40. So he's more like VP material, you're saying? nt

[Blue-Jay]

48. I dunno. There's the possibility that Space Ghost Democrats will skew an election.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

19. Other: President Wallace West.

[Blue-Jay]

21. He could show up at a disaster faster than anyone else.

[Fire Walk With Me]

27. President Harvey Birdman.

Just to hear the White House press conference announcer shout BIRRRRRRDMANNNNN!

[Blue-Jay]

28. Voiced by Gary Cole!

[AllenVanAllen]

30. How about a god for president

Dr. Manhattan



I want a president that can turn guns into steam, the bullets into mercury, and poisonous oil into god-damned snowflakes.

[jobycom]

41. Jesus H Christ would be a good president.

The one in the Bible, not that two-dimensional moron conservatives have created.

Think of it--we could fire the Secret Service since you can't kill him, Air Force One since he walks everywhere--even across the oceans--and the whole White House kitchen since he can make his own wine and bread and fishes.

We wouldn't need national health care, since he could just heal everyone himself. No prisons, because he just forgives everyone anyway. And best of all, no military, since he just makes his apostles put up their swords when they draw them. And he could have saved New Orleans by just stopping Katrina the way he stopped storms in the Bible. We could spend all that money on cleaning up the environment.

Naturally he would have a tough time winning in the Bible Belt, and fundamentalists would never vote for him.

[Sebastian Doyle]

42. Well, technically you can kill President Jesus

They would just have to invoke the 25th amendment for three days, so make sure the VP isn't Lieberman or someone like that.

[jobycom]

43. oo, yeah, good point. But it wasn't really three days, and he mostly dies over holidays

so most of the government is shut down anyway.

I think John the Baptist could be his VP. He runs around in the wilderness eating locusts and saying wild things and basically scaring folk. Kind of like Joe Biden.

[AllenVanAllen]

56. Here's who Jesus should pick for his VP

He could take care of that whole "spill" thing with one word from President J...

[arbusto_baboso]

31. President Brock Samson

That's right. BROCK. FUCKING. SAMSON.

Okay, technically not a super-hero.

But still. Who'd fuck with the U.S. then?

[jmowreader]

32. President Hellboy would be fun, but the birthers would plotz

OTOH, I would DEFINITELY support Storm as Secretary of the Interior...we need someone who can deal with weather patterns to handle hurricanes, tornadoes, oil geysers and Sarah Palin's hot air eruptions.

[Blue-Jay]

33. He was born in Nazi Germany.

Nice choice, Hitler.

[jmowreader]

44. No, he was not...

He was born on another world, and summoned forth by some Nazis who took over a church in Scotland.

But you know President Hellboy wouldn't be the first executive-branch leader who was born on another planet. IIRC Dead-Eye Dick Cthulhu, Gee Dubya's vice president, was born in a different solar system. I'm sorry, I haven't read H.P. Lovecraft's The Cult of Dick Cheney so I'm not exactly sure where he was born, but I'm still waiting for the birth certificate.

[proteus_lives]

34. President Steve Rogers.

I'd vote for Cap in a heart-beat.

[Blue-Jay]

47. What about Bucky?

[proteus_lives]

55. VP or Sec of State.

[ismnotwasm]

35. President Constantine

Not your classic super hero, but he did get the best of Lucifer a couple of times.

[Blue-Jay]

49. I'm thinking Homeland Security for Constantine.

[GreenPartyVoter]

36. What position would the Tick be able to take?

[Blue-Jay]

51. Press Secretary.

[Lilith Velkor]

39. Definitely not Batman.

[Blue-Jay]

50. He has the coolest gadgets.

Then again, I don't think that 'vengeance' serves a higher purpose.

[flvegan]

45. How would The Punisher handle the BP gusher?

Yeah, President Frank Castle sounds pretty sweet.

[Blue-Jay]

46. He'd shoot people, then masturbate furiously.

VP-material.

[Captain Hilts]

52. Wow. All of them are men. 'Cept one. nt

[rcrush]

53. President Hit Girl

[calico1]

54. President Popeye n/t

[NNadir]

57. President Obama.

He was handed a rough situation by an evil villian. It's a tough fight, but I know he'll pull through.

[Blue-Jay]

58. :thumbsup:

[UrbScotty]

59. +1