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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-10 09:38 AM
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National Parks Closed For Annual Remajestification
WASHINGTON—With their current condition "marginally breathtaking at best," America's national parks will be closed this week for their exhaustive annual cleaning and remajestification, the U.S. Department of the Interior announced Monday.



http://www.theonion.com/articles/national-parks-closed-for-annual-remajestification,17484/
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-10 11:31 AM
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1. Hilarious!
But many citizens interviewed for this story argued that remajestification is a waste of federal tax dollars, saying they resented being "shaken down by the IRS to polish some eagle's beak" and that wolves should "just pick the brambles out of their own goddamn fur."


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!1 :rofl:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-10 11:38 AM
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