Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills

[conscious evolution]

in your wallet were ever in the buttcrack of some stripper?

[HopeHoops]

1. Thanks. I think I'll use plastic at the grocery store now.

:yoiks:

[conscious evolution]

2. No doubt pulling it thru a slot.

I think I will invent a card reader that can be mounted to a G String.

Thanks for the idea.I'M GONNA BE RICH!!!1!!

[HopeHoops]

4. E-GADS MAN! Now I won't even be able to ENTER the grocery store.

[conscious evolution]

5. No more

melons for you then.

[HopeHoops]

7. I don't need to leave the house to get those.

:evilgrin:

[carlyhippy]

3. yuck haha....gee, thanks for putting this idea into my clean freak head

but I guess buttcrack money spends just as well as the non-buttcrack dollars, so spend away I say, then use purell after.

[rurallib]

6. well you can't pull your debit card through her crack can you?

how else you gonna tip her?

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. I fantasize...

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...that they ALL were.
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How else am I gonna get any enjoyment out of my money?
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Practical tip of the day: Never put a slip of paper with
the letters "I.O.U." printed on it there. They don't like
that.
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They don't like that a LOT.
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[conscious evolution]

9. No

lap dance for you!
Sounds like a lesson learned the hard way.

[TheMightyFavog]

10. And people wonder why I don't carry cash.

Yeah, there happens to be a backwoods nudie bar not far from me. I'm pretty sure every dollar bill in the county ends up touching a stripper at some point.