If a canoe tips over

[conscious evolution]

in your front yard and all four wheels fall off how long will it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a pickle?

Enquiring minds want to know.

[taterguy]

1. 3.5 minutes

[trof]

2. Is that metric minutes, or regular?

It matters.

[taterguy]

3. At this point . . .

We don't know

[trof]

4. Yeah, we'd need canoe capacity, velocity, that kinda stuff.

[ornotna]

5. Three?

[dawg]

6. No sex threads!

IBTL :bounce:

[SoxFan]

7. Not this again

[havocmom]

8. Tom Robbins

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. This SUCKS!!!!!

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Nobody told me there'd be math.
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[conscious evolution]

10. divisive this is

[Mendocino]

11. What's the difference between

senior citizens and a canoe?







Canoes sometime tip.

Why is drinking Coors like making love in a canoe?







They're both f**cking close to water.

[rrneck]

12. Tip a canoe

and Tyler too.



That wooden legged monkey better bring his A game.

[RushIsRot]

13. 42

[LNM]

14. That's too easy.

6 bananas.