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Mon Jun-07-10 06:32 PM
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Good God, Mrs R brought home another box of ELBs... |
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Mon Jun-07-10 06:32 PM
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1. Is that a brand of rubbers or tampons? |
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Mon Jun-07-10 06:37 PM
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3. ELBs = Evil Little Bastards... |
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Frozen microwaveable White Castle Cheeseburgers.
They're like Taco Bell: One of those "food" items that you know are utterly vile and somehow, just WRONG at a fundamental level, but you CANNOT resist eating them.
I suspect there's heroin added in the ingredients somewhere, though they won't admit it.
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Mon Jun-07-10 06:40 PM
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Edited on Mon Jun-07-10 06:41 PM by HopeHoops
QUICK! When she heads for the bathroom, grab them, put them in the litter box and dump the cat litter, cat shit, and White Castle shit into a trash bag. Tell her the expiration date was WAY too old to eat them and then order a pizza for delivery.
GO NOW, MAN! MOVE IT!
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Shit, you somehow beat me to the post and already KNEW that pizza was the only way to save your life.
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Mon Jun-07-10 07:14 PM
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7. Done. Chicken cacciatore pizza. Damn good, it was, too. |
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Mon Jun-07-10 06:35 PM
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Well, if you're doomed, first at least tell us what in hell ELB's are!
I have no clue!
And I doubt very much that she means to harm you, sweetie...
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Mon Jun-07-10 06:38 PM
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4. See my post above. By the way, I'm doing astonishlingly well these days... |
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Really. New medicine for the pain, and it's working.
Gotta go. Pizza is calling.
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Mon Jun-07-10 06:49 PM
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I'm so glad to hear the new medication is working!
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Thu Jun-10-10 01:29 AM
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8. I've seen those around my house, are they worth a try? |
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We had a White Castle in Orange, and as I recall the sliders were 25 cents a piece but other then that I can't remember anything remarkable about them.
BTW How ya doing? :hi:
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