I will never use a section of bicycle tube with a knot in the end as a condom ever again.

[kayakjohnny]

It was a mistake and I admit it.

There.

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Try some tin foil next time.

[petronius]

2. It works better if you tie the knot before putting the tube on your tallywhacker

[ornotna]

3. Road racer or mountain bike?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[KamaAina]

6. I was thinking more like kiddie trike

or training wheels. :P

[Spaldeen]

4. Ouch!

I needed a good belly laugh to end my day with.

I am new here, so I am not sure if I can post this or not, but I noticed you have kayak in your name. I picked up a manitou 13 or 14 (I can never remember which) off of craigslist last year, and I am just getting into the swing of it. If you have any advice, I would be glad to listen.

[HopeHoops]

5. Sounds kinky! What's that called, a "redneck tickler"?

[old mark]

8. No, that's a tube from a pickup truck tire.....pronounced "Taaer"....nt

[TZ]

7. How about using a condom with a knot in the end

as a bicycle tube? :silly:

[Old Troop]

9. I heard that Saran Wrap is unfailing.

[mikeSchmuckabee]

10. I prefer a z*ploc bag

pinch it shut behind your nuts.