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Hiya there. Whaddya say there? I am a 47 year old single white male. I have been working over at the zoo for 23 years now, and my job is to keep the monkeys happy if you know what I mean. I live in a basement apartment that is underneath a fish market. I share a similarity to Sylvester Stallone in the movie "Rocky", because I have two turtles named "Cuff" and "Link". Lulz.
I am seeking a single white female between the ages of 24 and 24 and 2 months. I am a lifelong atheist, but you must be Roman Catholic. If you are not Roman Catholic, please do not waste my time. You must have blond hair and green eyes, and your name must be "Muffy". If your name is not Muffy, please do not waste my time.
You must have a mole on your stomach. I should be able to take a ruler, and measure up 4 inches from the center of your belly button (must be an innie), and then over to the left 3 inches...at that spot, there must be a light brown mole in the shape of South America with the southern tip cut off a little bit. If your mole is shaped like South America, but the southern tip is there, please do not waste my time.
You must own a business, and draw a salary from your business of at least $300,000 per year. Please send a scanned copy of your 3 most recent W-2's when you respond to me.
You must be exactly 5' 4 ". Exactly. I am not especially picky about how much you weigh, but you must weigh exactly 120 pounds.
You must naturally smell like jasmine. If you do not smell like jasmine, please do not waste my time.
You must be a virgin, non-drinker, non-smoker, non-drug user. If you are not willing to submit to a urine test, please do not waste my time.
Your eyes must have a dew like quality. This is non-negotiable.
Thank you for reading my profile. I will respond to everyone, but it may take me awhile because I expect to get a lot of replies.