Heap your miseries onto dawg!

[dawg]

Tell me your troubles, and I will let you know how I played a small part in causing you this grief! :crazy:

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. I'm suffering from male-pattern baldness, and I KNOW you had something to do with it!

:mad:

:hi:

[dawg]

3. At 43 years old, I have thick lustrous wavy hair.

I have to have it thinned with thinning shears. By comparison, I'm making you look bad.

Sorry :shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. At 46, you'll look like me

picking around the shower drain for every last absconding follicle, using micro-sewing kit to re-affix them!

Dang you Dawg!

:rofl:

[SoxFan]

2. I had another @#% kidney stone

Couldn't sleep or pee from 3:30 this morning to, well, just now. If you played any part in this, I am going to kick your ass!

[dawg]

4. Do you have city water or well water?

It makes a difference.

[Dr Morbius]

5. Oh, was it you?

Was it you that disenfranchised tens of thousands of Floridians before the 2000 election?
Was it you that decided to toss out lots of perfectly valid votes in Ohio in 2008?
Was it you that forced the Bush administration to start two wars, finishing neither?
Was it you that got them to conduct both of those wars off budget?
Was it you that blew up the oil rig in the gulf of Mexico?

Exactly what part did you play?

[dawg]

6. Well, I didn't do a damn thing to stop it.

I just sat here on my ass, trying to tell myself there was nothing one man could do.