a bee in the car on the highway is a most uncomfortable situation

[cleveramerican]

Drove home on the highway for couple hours the other day.
I got on the road and noticed there was a bee in the car with me.
I hate bee's even though I haven't been stung in years.
He is safely slamming himself into the back window, over and over.
I am in no danger, I'll just keep going.
What if he decides to attack?
I could crash,
I should get off the highway and
find a safe place to pull over, then kill the bee.

I weighed my options for two solid hours until I was home.
The drive went by so quickly.
Thank you Mr. Bee

[mnhtnbb]

1. I was stung by a bee in the car once. My ex was driving.

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. I used to live across the street from the county Medical Examiner...

and he told me once that when there is an unexplained, single car crash where the driver is killed, one thing he looked the body over for is a bee sting.

Often, that explains the crash, as the driver gets involved in the bee and not on the driving.

Bee careful!

[pokerfan]

3. even more uncomfortable

is a wasp in your jacket
stinging you over and over on your chest
while you try to avoid dumping your motorcycle
because you're on the freeway surrounded by traffic
Fuck you, mister wasp

[rug]

4. .