datasuspect
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Tue Jun-15-10 08:15 PM
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well, i got the woman i've been dating pregnant |
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just found out today. we're gonna start shacking up. there's a trailer park by the airport that has some trailers for rent. it'll be cheap enough.
if it's a boy, we will name him Lando
if it's a girl, Violet
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La Lioness Priyanka
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Tue Jun-15-10 08:16 PM
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1. i bet she is just dating you for your good looks. |
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Tue Jun-15-10 08:19 PM
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JustABozoOnThisBus
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Wed Jun-16-10 05:42 AM
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and hairy back.
Chicks dig that.
Best of luck with you and yours in your new digs.
:hi:
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Tue Jun-15-10 08:25 PM
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3. What female could resist this? |
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Tue Jun-15-10 08:41 PM
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4. Are you sure that it's hers? |
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Tue Jun-15-10 09:23 PM
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5. Better one woman then many women |
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This way you don't have to look for a compound. You're getting by cheap.
And congratulations!
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Wed Jun-16-10 02:51 AM
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. . . . . . . . "if it's a boy, we will name him Lando... if it's a girl, Violet" . . . . . . . . . . . If the baby is a hermaphrodite, I suggest "Violento"... perhaps "Lavioli". . .
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Wed Jun-16-10 05:57 AM
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8. Make sure you rent a double wide; girls like that. |
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And nothing says luv like a lunched out rusting Ford pickup parked next to the trailer.
It's the little things ......
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Wed Jun-16-10 06:37 AM
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9. Be sure to lock up yer guns |
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before you and the buds start celebrating with the good beer, Olde English 800. Hate to see you back in county lock up, what with a rug rat on the way and all. :toast:
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