AAUUUUGH!! PFARGHHH!!! I lost my pen, and it's driving me insane!!!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

it's my favorite pen - had it for years. Write thousands of pages with it every year.

And now it's gone - I was using two days ago, and can't find it. not at home, not at the office, not in my briefcase...

ARGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And they don't make this pen any more, and there is no other pen that's even similar to it.

PFARRRGHHH!!!!

Please be with me in my pain.

[geardaddy]

1. That reminds me of that Kids in the Hall

sketch "My pen! My pen!"

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. the pain of the lost pen is

I may never know.

[HopeHoops]

3. My suggestion to you is to start drinking heavily.

It won't get your pen back, but you'll at least forget about it for a while. Hell, you might even get naked and dance with a salad shooter!

[Dr. Strange]

4. He lost his favorite whiskey too.

The fates are conspiring against him!

[HopeHoops]

5. NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

The pen I can handle. The WHISKEY?!?!?!? AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!

[PVnRT]

6. Sorry, I needed something to scratch my asscrack

Need it back? It's a little smelly now.

[Parche]

7. i feel your pain

:hi:

[Iggo]

8. I bet it was pen-takers.

That's who gets mine evry time.

[rug]

9. At a certain age, one loses the uses of his pen.

[marzipanni]

10. Don't lose hope

My son lost his favorite mechanical pencil for several days. One day he reached down and felt something stuck on the metal under the seat of his desk chair- it was his mechanical pencil. How it got there...? :shrug: