Fear Not Lounge Lizards, All of Your Movie Prayers Have Been Answered

[Yavin4]

All of you were praying for an action movie starring:




Sly Stallone - 64 yr old on steroids. Hey, what's left to lose?
Jason Statham - Wonder if he's going to be driving the getaway car?
Jet Li - Wonder if he'll do any martial arts fighting?
Dolph Lundgren - Fighting with Rocky this time
Randy Couture - Ultimate fighter who fights for real, not like some fake ass wrestler
Steve Austin - oops...sorry
Crews - Ah, the Black guy who won't get elected governor of state.
Mickey Rourke - And we were doing so well.
Bruce Willis - Wonder if he'll crack wise and use catch phrases?

BTW, Sly directs this one as well. I smell Oscar.

[XemaSab]

1. With a cameo by Aaaahnold

:D

[Yavin4]

2. Californians Will Probably Use The Movie

To pick their next governor.

[AsahinaKimi]

3. in that case...

I could live with Jet Li! (kidding!!)^^

[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. How'd they make Stallone almost the tallest guy in the picture?

[jp11]

5. Optical illusions.

That costs 5 million dollars to do.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

6. That's some illusion...

"Dragoooooooooooooo !"

[NewJeffCT]

7. I was hoping for an action movie starring

Jessica Alba
Angelina Jolie
Megan Fox
Zhao Wei
Halle Berry
Sofia Vergara
Kate Beckinsale
Aishwarya Rai
Zoe Saldana

and maybe one or two others...

[Soylent Brice]

8. holy shit, this movie is going to suck so bad.

i can't wait...

for the reviews.

:popcorn: