So no one told you life was gonna be this way...

[MrScorpio]

(clap clap clap clap)

Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.

It's like you're always stuck in second gear

When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year

But

I'll be there for you (when the rain starts to pour)

I'll be there for you (like I've been there before)

I'll be there for you (because you're there for me too)

[Amerigo Vespucci]

1. I posted one of those "Drunk Joey" pics a few days ago...

LeBlanc is really a joke...before "Friends," he essentially played "Joey" on a few sitcoms (remember "Vinnie Verducci" from "Top of the Heap"...?)

As an Italian, I can't tell you how grateful I am to LeBlanc for perpetuating the stereotype of the dumb as a fucking stump Italian.

When he signed on for "Joey," he cried like a little girl when he found out he wasn't going to be making the $1 million per episode that he made during the final years of "Friends."

It's sad that he's extremely fucked up in 2010, but if he had half a brain, he would have saved that "Friends" money and lived out the rest of his life as a rich, happy guy.

Like Don Henley wrote in The Eagles song "The Sad Cafe"..."I don't know why fortune smiles on some, and lets the rest go free."