I will miss you all very much...

[LeftyFingerPop]

Sometimes, life gets in the way of our internet fun, and that has happened to me in a big way. I will miss the banter and the news I receive here on DU. I will also miss so many individuals, that it would be impossible to name them all.

I am experiencing a rather awkward situation that is causing me to leave DU. My shirt has a huge mustard stain on it, and this is forcing me to walk into the next room to put on a fresh shirt.

I will be back posting in about 7 minutes.

Thank you for your patience.

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. Every little bit helps.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Thank you for your continued support.

[msanthrope]

3. I hate these GBCW threads. n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. I support your decision, and I am here for you if you need to vent.

[msanthrope]

6. Aren't you gone yet?

;-)

[Rosie1223]

5. I thought you only posted while naked

Or is that Taterguy?

I am always getting you two mixed up.

[msanthrope]

8. That's two images that need brainbleach. In one post. Well played. n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. This is the kind of snark that makes me want to leave DU for 7 minutes.

[msanthrope]

12. I'm very proud of myself. n/t

[taterguy]

15. My therapist is gonna hear about that remark

[msanthrope]

22. See, I'm supporting the economy!!! n/t

[taterguy]

24. You're causing pain to a fellow DUer

I hope you're proud of yourself.

Now where did I put those razor blades?

[LeftyFingerPop]

25. You haven't shaved since 1973.

[taterguy]

27. 2003 actually

When I fucked up my face cycling while drunk.

[LeftyFingerPop]

29. I'm sorry to hear that.

And that is probably the last nice thing you will ever hear from me.

Dumbass.

[taterguy]

37. When I find those damn razor blades and never post here again you'll be wracked with guilt

Right?

[msanthrope]

26. It's my mission here. n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. It would be against the rules for me to disclose that...

but I appreciate your continued support.

[Ptah]

7. ok

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. Your pictures make me feel better in my time of need. Thank you.

[In_The_Wind]

13. 7 minutes

can seem like an eternity ... depending on what you're waiting for
just sayin'

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. 7 minutes is an eternity when...

You own 40 shirts, and each one has a mustard stain on it.

[In_The_Wind]

16. you must

love mustard


try no fat Catalina salad dressing for a change

[Ikonoklast]

17. So, you are one of those 'Anti-Mustard' jihadists.

Weirdo.

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. Yellow isn't my color.

[Ikonoklast]

21. And a racist, to boot.

You need to check yourself, before getting in any deeper.








Some people, I swear...

[merh]

19. In the future, might I suggest that in order to prevent this type of crisis

you should wear a mustard colored shirt or disposable bibs?

:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. I knew someone would have the answer.

:hi: :hug:

[merh]

35. .

:hi: :hug:

[In_The_Wind]

23. ~

(((((((((:hug:)))))))))

[merh]

36. ~

:pals: :loveya: :hug:

[rug]

28. Hell, I have mustard all over my underwear and that doesn't stop me.

[LeftyFingerPop]

30. I tell people that my underwear stains are just mustard too.

[rug]

31. It's not like it's mayonaisse.

[LeftyFingerPop]

32. Umm...

that's true. :rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[LeftyFingerPop]

34. I knew someone would go there.

[nolabear]

38. That's why I left too.

I just change reeeeeeeeaaaaaalllllll slow.

[LeftyFingerPop]

42. I hope that you are back now.

:)

[CreekDog]

39. i take that back (i had burped)

I shouldn't have responded since that op's plural use of you doesn't include me.

[kaiden]

40. Wow, Lefty. I never pegged you for a metrosexual.

[LeftyFingerPop]

43. I'm not sure what this means.

:hi:

[chrisa]

41. I get poupon on my shirt, not mustard!

Unlike you common folk! :fistbump:

[LeftyFingerPop]

44. We all have the same problem...it's just never discussed.

:fistbump:

[jobycom]

45. God, you're such a dumb ass.

Just do like the rest of us and carry this. :rofl:



(Oh yeah, and well played.)

[LeftyFingerPop]

46. Now THERE'S an idea!

Finally! :)

[jobycom]

47. I am very innovative when it comes to slacking.

Slacking is hard work, but it pays well. Well, no it doesn't, but... What were we talking about?