William Shakespeare's Thought For The Day:

[Aristus]

"Why then, didst thou permit
The posting of sweet Aristus
Entitled Then And Now to sink thus?
Like a lode of the gold purest
Into the deep bosom of the ocean..."

The History of The Underground Refuge Of The People, Act V, Scene 2, Line 59.

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. No sex threads.

[Aristus]

2. 'Then And Now' isn't a sex thread. Or did you just see the word 'junk',

and jump to conclusions? :P

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. I (ahem) came close to doing that very same junk/junk junkstaposition...

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
...but went for booty of another flavor.
.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear Aristus!

Oh, sweetie, I am thrilled to see this tonight!

And what a clever parody you have made...

I am smiling...

;)

Thank you...

:hug:

[velvet]

5. The quantity of mercy is not drained

I will repair betimes to thy thread of gold, and lay therein a pretty post
Or a gentle kick behind, to lift it aloft from the place beneath.

Ibid. Line 64