LeftyFingerPop
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Sun Jul-18-10 08:35 PM
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Poll question: How many butlers do you employ? |
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Sun Jul-18-10 08:37 PM
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1. Any person of any breeding whatsoever, |
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would have included the following:
When the Queen is visiting?
When the Duke and Duchess are visiting?
When the In-Laws are visiting?
What day of the week is it?
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Sun Jul-18-10 08:38 PM
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2. I will respond to this in more detail as soon as I can locate my "posting butler". |
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Sun Jul-18-10 08:42 PM
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5. I am still searching for my "polling butler" |
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and you will see a response when I find him.
I think that he is with the reposing maid, so I will return in a moment.
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Sun Jul-18-10 08:41 PM
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4. Anybody with Less than 7 Butlers is simply Uncivilized. |
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Sun Jul-18-10 08:44 PM
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But I think since I employ so many "ladies in waiting" that my butler population is difficult to maintain.
It is simply IMPOSSIBLE to find good help these days.
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Mon Jul-19-10 09:46 AM
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Sun Jul-18-10 08:38 PM
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3. you said BUTT! Huh huh, huh huh, huh huh... |
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Mon Jul-19-10 09:40 AM
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7. I hire Gerard Butler to walk around beside me so that I look more ripped in comparison. |
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Mon Jul-19-10 10:12 AM
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9. this above post requires a picture as proof and for comparison |
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and I have several valets. Does that count?
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Mon Jul-19-10 10:59 AM
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Edited on Mon Jul-19-10 11:00 AM by MilesColtrane
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Mon Jul-19-10 10:18 AM
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10. The correct number is one |
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You only have one butler. The butler manages the footmen. How many footmen you have depends on how many white horses pull your coach.
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Mon Jul-19-10 11:11 AM
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15. You sir, are apparently the only one couth enough to know the right answer |
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I would have expected much better from the Lounge.
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Mon Jul-19-10 10:19 AM
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11. just one, and since he's a cat he's kind of useless |
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more of a bathroom and kitchen attendant anyway.
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Mon Jul-19-10 11:01 AM
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13. I occasionally allow ants to eat my crumbs, but I pay them in crumbs, literally. |
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Mon Jul-19-10 11:06 AM
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14. Apparently *I* am the butler |
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My dogs wouldn't be caught dead scooping my poop whilst on our morning and evening constitutionals.
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Mon Jul-19-10 04:46 PM
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16. 3 butlers, 1 valet (a gentleman doesn't dress himself), 3 gardeners, 2 chaffeurs, 2 cooks |
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and a boy to take punishment for me.
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