Well, since Peg refuses, I will do it.

[LeftyFingerPop]

As the light sheer curtains
Swished in and out of the open window
With the warm summer night breeze
His nude slumber became increasingly distressed
His dreams disjointed, troubled

He awoke swiftly, jumping out of bed instinctively
Without thought, kicking his legs wildly
Jumping, grimacing and screaming
There's a huge fucking bug in my buttcrack
Ohhh, there's a huge fucking bug in my buttcrack

[Tobin S.]

1. I bow down to your Shakespeariness

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Bowing down is the first step in removing a bug in your buttcrack.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear LeftyFingerPop!

Oh my god!

You may just have a future writing.............









crap!

:hide:


Thanks for taking up the burden that I refused!:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. You would have done much better...

I was just trying to take the heat off you from these vultures in the lounge. :P

[UTUSN]

5. O.K.,, if this is going there, THIS is copyrighted (Library of Congress, 2 copies)

If *I* were a louse in your SHAG

My *soul* would ease and expand...


Gently would I nibble and nip

Sweetly would I tipple and sip --


My *soul* would ease and expand!1

If I were a louse in your shag!1