If you owned a Krugerrand-laying Leprechaun, what would you do?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

"Here comes another one, laddy!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. I'd sure as shit chain the sonofabitch to the house.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. This Krugerrand-laying that you speak of...

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...is it the giving birth type of laying...
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...or is it the type of laying closer to the conception end of the process?
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M-m-m-m-m-m, Krugerrand booty.
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Arrrrrr... I'll be in me bunk.
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[Dr Morbius]

3. Set him free, of course. It wouldn't be right to own a sentient being. (nt)

[quakerboy]

4. Are we sure that leprechauns are sentient?

I mean, they stash pots of gold at the end of rainbows, wear lots of green with shiny buckles on their shoes, and constantly get chased by children who want their lucky charms... If they were sentient, wouldn't they just start wearing earth tones, call themselves little people, and get some sort of TV show on... hey... waitaminit!