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Sat Jul-31-10 07:34 PM
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It's Saturday night, and my boss just called and asked me to come into work. |
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Apparently, there is some kind of emergency.
I told him I was too stoned to drive. Then I told him to kiss my ass.
How dare he want to put me at risk for getting in an accident.
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Sun Aug-01-10 11:19 AM
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1. Whose decision was it to get stoned? |
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Take responsibility for your own actions.
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Sun Aug-01-10 11:28 AM
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2. He did take responsibility. |
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He refused to put anyone in danger while DUI. Were everyone as responsible; a lot more people would be alive and functioning.
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Sun Aug-01-10 12:18 PM
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3. It is not responsible to leave your boss in the lurch |
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Sun Aug-01-10 04:35 PM
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10. What I do on my time is my fucking business. |
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Sun Aug-01-10 04:44 PM
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11. Not if it prevents you from being able to respond to an emergency |
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Sun Aug-01-10 04:45 PM
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Sun Aug-01-10 05:10 PM
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13. You should be apologizing to your boss |
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Assuming that you still have a job.
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Sun Aug-01-10 05:12 PM
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14. I will do that, taterguy... |
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Sun Aug-01-10 05:16 PM
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16. I feel bad enough. You don't have to rub salt into the wound. |
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Sun Aug-01-10 05:33 PM
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18. So what are you gonna do about it? Seek solace in a bottle or bong? |
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Sun Aug-01-10 07:22 PM
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21. I have to deal with my problems somehow. |
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Sun Aug-01-10 07:38 PM
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22. Toxic substances will only create bigger problems |
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Sun Aug-01-10 07:43 PM
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23. Beer is only toxic in obscene amounts and... |
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Sun Aug-01-10 08:08 PM
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Unless you think normal people tell their boss to kiss their ass
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Sun Aug-01-10 08:37 PM
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27. I don't understand what you mean. |
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Sun Aug-01-10 08:43 PM
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28. That's because you've fried your brain with too much crap |
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Sun Aug-01-10 08:46 PM
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29. I used to fry it with peppers and onions... |
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Until I found out I was allergic.
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Sun Aug-01-10 08:46 PM
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30. You're obviously unwilling to seek out the help you need |
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Sun Aug-01-10 08:49 PM
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32. Sure, when the going gets tough, the tough run away. |
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Sun Aug-01-10 08:47 PM
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31. "That's because you've fried your brain with too much crap" |
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Coming from someone who is apparently not bright enough to tell when he's getting trolled? lollllll
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Sun Aug-01-10 08:49 PM
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33. Who the fuck are you? |
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Sun Aug-01-10 08:50 PM
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35. You've been here a week and you're the arbiter of when someone's yanking my chain? |
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Sun Aug-01-10 08:51 PM
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36. HA no just a relatively astute observer of human behavior on the internet |
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Sun Aug-01-10 08:52 PM
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37. Then you will know that taterguy is a psychologist, and he knows his stuff. |
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Sun Aug-01-10 08:54 PM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
getting hard to breathe!
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Sun Aug-01-10 08:55 PM
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41. psychologists get trolled probably more than most people in the general population |
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I know several sociopaths who fuck with psychologists for their personal "amusement". Psychologists ain't mindreaders. And plenty of them suck.
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Sun Aug-01-10 08:56 PM
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43. Listen up, I know him personally, and he has counseled me. |
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Sun Aug-01-10 08:57 PM
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45. Yeah, this thread is a win, and you're a real winner. |
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Sun Aug-01-10 08:59 PM
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46. Yahhh I kinda feel sorry for you now |
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I gave you too much credit. I guess you really are kinda, umm, not in a good place and really did have that experience with your boss and then type about it in a public forum and then reveal the status of your psychological treatments with another poster.
Creepy.
Disengaging now....
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Sun Aug-01-10 09:01 PM
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I got something you can disengage.
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Sun Aug-01-10 08:53 PM
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38. You're about as astute as a camel in Pfafftown |
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42. ain't just a river is it |
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:hi: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :applause: :woohoo:
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Sun Aug-01-10 12:39 PM
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4. Why would you expect him to know you would be stoned? |
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Telling him to kiss your ass was not necessary.
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Sun Aug-01-10 04:33 PM
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8. Why would I expect him to know? |
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Because it is Saturday night.
And it certainly WAS necessary for me to tell him to kiss my ass.
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Sun Aug-01-10 01:01 PM
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5. My boss is insisting I come in on Monday morning |
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What a bastard. The nerve of some people, ya know?
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Sun Aug-01-10 01:22 PM
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6. Tell him to kiss your ass |
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Sun Aug-01-10 01:28 PM
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7. Geez, next time just put down the damn bong and go in. |
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Sun Aug-01-10 04:34 PM
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9. I thought I showed good judgment in not causing a disaster like that. |
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Sun Aug-01-10 05:20 PM
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17. He'd have a hard time getting to work after |
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The Great Molasses Flood of 1919. Everything would be sticky...
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Sun Aug-01-10 05:38 PM
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19. Well, I hope you have a job on Monday. |
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Most places frown on drug use, and telling your boss to kiss your ass was probably a firing offense. Duckie
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Sun Aug-01-10 07:17 PM
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20. Damn. Don't be surprised if he calls back and tells you to forget coming in to work at all. |
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Sun Aug-01-10 08:18 PM
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26. This is the Penguin Cafe (formerly known as The Lounge) |
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so of course, he's kidding! ;)
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Sun Aug-01-10 09:06 PM
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49. To think I almost wasted tonight going to see Shakespeare in the Park... |
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This thread was much better.
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