VESIcare has the stupidest contraindication in the world

[jmowreader]

VESIcare is a drug to treat overactive bladder; it's the one sold by the woman made out of pipes who walks through the street fair explaining that she has more important things to do than to spend her entire life in the can. (The other overactive-bladder drug is Toviaz, sold by the woman who got pissed--no pun intended--because she had to run to the toilet in the middle of her daughter's--I think it's actually her granddaughter; this woman's about 80 and the purported daughter is 18, but that's beside the point--wedding-dress fitting session.)

Okay, so this woman made out of plumbing parts is walking through a street fair made out of plumbing parts, buying earrings made out of ball valves and dancing a line dance with other plumbing-parts people telling you that if you have trouble urinating you shouldn't use VESIcare.

It seems to me that if you can't pee, the last thing in the world you would ever do is take a drug that stops you from peeing!