MrScorpio
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Sun Aug-22-10 10:47 AM
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Anybody that falls or jumps off of a tall building MUST land on top of a car.
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Sun Aug-22-10 10:59 AM
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1. Except in The Hudsucker Proxy |
alphafemale
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Sun Aug-22-10 11:12 AM
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2. Or a dumpster...thats always good for a few yucks. |
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Edited on Sun Aug-22-10 11:13 AM by alphafemale
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nuxvomica
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Sun Aug-22-10 03:17 PM
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That has the same demeaning effect but it's moving, which is nominally more exciting.
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Sun Aug-22-10 11:19 AM
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3. Sometimes they land on an awning or a skylight |
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It depends on if the script has them live or die after the fall.
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Sun Aug-22-10 03:15 PM
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4. If they are fighting upstairs, they must fall down the stairs |
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together. Anybody who is shot on a balcony must fall off the balcony and die down below.
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petronius
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Sun Aug-22-10 03:19 PM
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6. And, they will always fall right past the window of a |
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completely oblivious couple who will not notice a screaming plummeting human a few feet from the TV...
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RandomThoughts
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Sun Aug-22-10 04:17 PM
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7. Its not the fall that gets you, its hitting the bottom. |
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Edited on Sun Aug-22-10 04:19 PM by RandomThoughts
Better to fly up :)
On a side note, I am still owed :)
Maybe that is why 'but' is better then 'and', since owed has no N in it. Not going to be owned, I am owed :) And will collect on that.
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petronius
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Sun Aug-22-10 04:24 PM
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8. But if you fly up too much it can result in oxygen deprivation issues, |
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and flying sideways leads to mountains. Better to hold perfectly still and let everything else move around you - but even in that frame of reference, it's not possible for two solids to occupy the same space.
(What are you owed?)
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RandomThoughts
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Sun Aug-22-10 04:29 PM
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9. How do you ask, personally or philosophically? |
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Edited on Sun Aug-22-10 04:31 PM by RandomThoughts
Or I can answer both.
Philosophically, I am owed an existence that includes a world moving to more justice and compassion for all people.
Personally I am owed a few million dollars, from those that do not need it, to compensate for wrong done years ago.
Although in each case, I do not sell or offer in return for it, since that would be a buying or selling, something I do not do.
So what is owed, I think it is about giving.
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