Aristus
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Mon Mar-29-04 01:32 PM
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Run up to war: B*sh prays to his fave political philosopher: |
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"Dear Jesus,
Yep, it's me, good ole Georgie. Jes' reg'lar ole avridge guy Georgie. I wanna ast ya sumpin'. Y'see, I cain't run th'country 'less people think I'm a brave, fearless war Prezdint. So, whut I wuz gonna ast ya wuz: "Should I rilly invade Eye-rack? Is it gonna turn out okay?"
Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, the Annointed, the Enlightened, and the Redeemer: If you invade Iraq (and it's Ee-rock, you little slimy turd) you will destroy a powerful military force."
B*sh: "Hey Dick! Hey Condi! Hey Paul! Hey Donald! Les' invade Eye-rack! Got the good word fr'm th'Man Upstairs! We're gonna d'stroy a powr'fl military force!"
Ah, the dangers of ambiguous prophecy!
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Mon Mar-29-04 01:59 PM
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:kick: Sheesh! This thread sank faster than a stone rowboat!
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Mon Mar-29-04 06:04 PM
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I hate it when my threads go down without a fight. :kick:
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