Jerry Lewis: I'd smack Lindsay Lohan in the mouth

[edbermac]

She survived 13 days of jail and 23 days in rehab, but can Lindsay Lohan handle Jerry Lewis?

The 84-year-old comic legend says he has no sympathy for the troubled starlet, and has threatened to haul off and hit her if they ever crossed paths.

"I'd smack her in the mouth if I saw her," Lewis said in a tirade taped by Inside Edition. Getting even more fired up, the "Nutty Professor" star continued, "I would say, 'You deserve this and nothing else' ... WHACK! And then, if she's not satisfied, I'd put her over my knee and SPANK her!"

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/09/03/jerry-lewis-id-smack-lindsay-lohan-in-the-mouth/?hpt=T2

Do you think Jerry would make more money if he smacked her on his telethon? :shrug:

[TK421]

1. If that happened, they would need to double their staff just for the deluge of donations n/t

[nolabear]

2. Would she be sober during the smacking? If so I think she'd clean his clock.

I never have liked Jerry Lewis. Muscular Dystrophy telethon granted, but he's always seemed to me to be a mean spirited little man. I liked him best in The King of Comedy, in part because I suspect that's not acting.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. The co-chairperson of my Best Friend Dept. has been in a wheelchair...

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...for the vast majority of his 60+ years.
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He was very much in the thick of things during the fight to pass the Americans
with Disability Act -- protests, demonstrations, arrests, lobbying on Capital
Hill and testifying before Congress (I THINK the last one is so).
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He was once one of the panel members on a discussion/debate/educational panel
that was broadcast live via nationwide network TV.
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Someone brought up Jerry Lewis and "his kids". My friend really loathes Jerry
Lewis because, although he's raised a ton of money for MD, he always presents
the disabled as cute, poor, pathetic, and or "valiant" VICTIMS -- whereas most
of them are struggling just like the rest of us... but with larger obstacles.
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Over an open mike, on nationwide network TV, my friend told the person lauding
Jerry Lewis to "tell Jerry we're not his fucking kids anymore"
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How could I think of someone like him as anything BUT one of my two best friends?
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