TXlib
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Mon Mar-29-04 02:16 PM
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Some people always seem to be in your way. |
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I have a coworker who always seems to be in my way. He's got the database locked that I need. I need to 'go', and he's on the john. I want to eat, and he's using the microwave. I want to photocopy something... you guessed it.
He's not doing it on purpose, of course. And he's probably thinking, "Why is this asshole always following me?!"
Still, I'd rather be the one in front.
:grr:
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Mon Mar-29-04 02:18 PM
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1. But what if is doing it on purpose? |
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:scared:
Seriously, that happens to me in the grocery store all the time. I will continuously "bumpy" into another shopper in every frigging aisle and they are always in front of what I want to get to. And then it's irritating because they are always walking to their car when I get to the checkout line. I irrationally blame them for holding me up.
Phew! I feel better now....except for that broken jar of pickles....
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Nicholas D Wolfwood
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Mon Mar-29-04 02:19 PM
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2. Remember: Violence is always the answer |
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Nothing a tire iron can't solve!! :evilgrin:
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TXlib
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Mon Mar-29-04 02:21 PM
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3. Senseless violence also makes a great cardio workout. |
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Mon Mar-29-04 02:23 PM
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5. Same with Purposeful violence! |
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Mon Mar-29-04 02:22 PM
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;)
I like a good old fashioned foot stomp. :7
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Mon Mar-29-04 02:25 PM
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6. Don't worry, your time will come |
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And when it does, turn to him and say, "Hah! Look who's first now, motherfucker!" I'm sure he'll understand.
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Mon Mar-29-04 02:37 PM
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I just might do that...
without dropping an F-bomb.
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