Glenn Beck Sex tape scandal! - Democratic Underground

Turbineguy

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Tue Sep-14-10 06:25 PM
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Glenn Beck Sex tape scandal!

Saw it today in the Globe. Presumably he has to pay for sex.

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Chan790

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Tue Sep-14-10 06:30 PM
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1. Doesn't compute.

I have a theory that Glenn Beck has no penis. I have no proof of this theory but it makes me feel secure. Much like when Beck asked Keith Ellison to prove he wasn't a terrorist. (Ellison is the first Muslim to serve in Congress.)

Thus, Glenn Beck cannot have sex.

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Turbineguy

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Tue Sep-14-10 06:34 PM
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4. Even if he cannot have it

Edited on Tue Sep-14-10 06:36 PM by Turbineguy

he still has to pay for it.

Something like this:

Beck: "I am unable to have sex. I don't have a dick."

Other Life form or inflatable: "That'll be 200 bucks please!"

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kentauros

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Tue Sep-14-10 06:32 PM
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2. Let us know when there's a duct tape scandal.

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Xipe Totec

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Tue Sep-14-10 06:34 PM
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5. There has been none since Gray Warrior left.

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madinmaryland

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Tue Sep-14-10 06:38 PM
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6. Didn't the mythbusters build a duct tape penis to see if it would work??

:hide:

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Xipe Totec

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Tue Sep-14-10 06:33 PM
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3. That's slightly misleading. When they say he has to pay for sex,

they mean he rents a penis.

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TK421

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Tue Sep-14-10 06:41 PM
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7. Presumably, he has to pay quite a hefty price for anyone to hit that n/t

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Archae

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Tue Sep-14-10 06:42 PM
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8. I know who the other woman is!

Who's the woman in the sex tape?
Probably Sarah Palin. :rofl:

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edbermac

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Tue Sep-14-10 06:54 PM
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9. Sarah and her strap-on?

Oh God...please! :evilgrin:

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HopeHoops

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Wed Sep-15-10 08:20 AM
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10. Has to be a fake - even a $5 hooker wouldn't have sex with THAT asshole.

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