Khephra
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Mon Mar-29-04 09:56 PM
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Her: Some of us are eagles and some of us are sparrows.
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Mon Mar-29-04 09:57 PM
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Mon Mar-29-04 09:57 PM
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2. Let's just be friends. |
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Edited on Mon Mar-29-04 09:58 PM by DarkPhenyx
Closely follwed by "I'll call".
I also think "hey, I know it's over. I just wanted to say sorry about the itching." would pretty much suck.
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Mon Mar-29-04 09:59 PM
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Edited on Mon Mar-29-04 10:00 PM by minkyboodle
Its not you its me.... I don't like you. Scott
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dolo amber
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:00 PM
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my usage of "Why prolong the inevitable?" tends to be a bit harsh...:shrug:
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:25 PM
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19. No harsher than clinging on for 6 more months |
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...and eating each other alive the whole time.
The "I've got somebody new, and you might want to get tested" is harsh.
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:00 PM
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Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
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Tue Mar-30-04 12:56 AM
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31. Simpsons quotes are not allowed here. Begone! (nt) |
Khephra
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:03 PM
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6. I should add that line was told to me |
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By her best friend in the front seat of her car. I was sitting in the backseat at it was my birthday on Dec 27th? She wouldn't even tell me herself. She had to have someone else speak to me.
Really weird, if you ask me. Most of my others were the standards seen bellow (eg. "Lets be friends").
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:08 PM
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only spoke them!.............And I have some Florida land available.
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:09 PM
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8. You're too good for me/You deserve someone better than me. |
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:10 PM
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9. 'i've decided i'm not going leave my husband.' |
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Edited on Mon Mar-29-04 10:30 PM by KG
'oh, and by the way, erin isn't your daughter' (lie)
bummer.
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:11 PM
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10. I'm sorry I fucked my cousin. Will you forgive me? |
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This actually happened to me once. Needless to say I ended it right then and there. Disgusting, incestuous whore.
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:11 PM
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11. I really need to see other people to know who I am. |
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Unfortunately, I am guilty of this one and have felt guilty over the years for being so shallow.:beer:
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:12 PM
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12. Why would you think I was interested in you? |
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That one hurts a lot. Proof positive you've been played.
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:14 PM
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13. Your are too nice...you just are....hmmm |
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:15 PM
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14. "It's not you, it's me." You never can tell. Now if only... |
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they could make the good bits "ala carte", we'd have nothing to worry about! :evilgrin:
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:16 PM
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15. "You're just too cheap!" |
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Damn. I was in college and broke, and it's not like she ever helped pay for anything. Every other woman I ever dated felt slighted if they didn't at least chip in, if not split the costs over time.
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:18 PM
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16. Never really thought there was a need for breakup lines |
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I just leave or stop talking to the person.
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:22 PM
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17. just not returning calls |
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the one and only time i was ever "dumped" (i don't get out much), everything was going along fine, or so i thought. then one day she just decided not to take my calls. she had her sister and some friends cover (lie) for her, but after a while, i got the hint.
talk about chickenshit.
the bummer was realizing later in life (after i got a few clues) that odds are the reason why she dumped me was because she wanted to go much faster than i did (was always a gentleman, but this was high school).
sigh, if only i were a much more shallow man, i could have had her....
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:22 PM
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18. "It turns out, size actually DOES matter" |
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:29 PM
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20. 'i don't even know why you came here' |
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after 7 years, and a 292 mile drive in hellish weather and friday rush hour BEACH traffic.
"i don't even know why you came here" aaaaaaaand CUT! that's a wrap.
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:30 PM
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and then I had my phone number changed and then he started stalking me... and then campus security had to intervene...
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:33 PM
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22. I'm not gay, but I'll learn. |
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or the classic
I love you but I am not in love with you...
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:40 PM
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23. "It is hereby certified...." |
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It is hereby certified that the attached is a true and correct copy of the order entered in the above-captioned action on ___________ (date) and that the original of the attached order was duly executed by the judicial authority whose signature appears thereon. The order expires on ___________ (date).
The order is:( X ) a civil protection/restraining order OR ( ) a criminal protection/restraining order.
Whoa, nelly!
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:42 PM
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24. E-mailing this thread to the very soon to be ex.... |
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:50 PM
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It sucks being on both ends of the equation :cry:
I'm feeling very guilty and wondering if I made a mistake (I didn't, probably just lonely this past weekend). I won't bother mentioning the line I used.
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Mon Mar-29-04 10:51 PM
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Tue Mar-30-04 12:51 AM
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30. I really hate that one. |
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Tue Mar-30-04 01:09 AM
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Edited on Tue Mar-30-04 01:10 AM by camero
You would think it should be an honest answer when you break up. I should have added it was her that said it.
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Mon Mar-29-04 11:10 PM
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27. I need to be alone for awhile |
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and then they start dating someone else within a couple weeks.
That's seemed to be the line of choice on me with mixed results on the second part.
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Mon Mar-29-04 11:26 PM
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28. I got that one, and then it turns out she was seeing someone else already |
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Okay, so you never really were alone. Oh well, she deserves that scumbag loser she's with now.
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Tue Mar-30-04 12:47 AM
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29. It was really lovely when a boyfriend told me |
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he couldn't respect me for putting up with everything he did to me. If you don't know that you're a pathetic doormat before someone says that to you, you certainly do afterwards.
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Tue Mar-30-04 01:07 AM
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32. "I want to have an open relationship" |
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"No". "We could still live together, explore new things." "Are you f*****g her?" "No, but I want to." "I want you to leave. Get out. Your things will be out in the front yard tomorrow evening."
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Tue Mar-30-04 01:12 AM
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34. No line at all...just disappearing, not calling back, no explanations... |
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Tue Mar-30-04 03:34 AM
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35. "we need a break" and "its not you its me" |
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:puke: Dude, grow some balls, be a man and just tell me there is someone else trust me your better off, I HATE to be lied too. and he was ladies so beware of those lines;)
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Tue Mar-30-04 03:47 AM
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36. Him: "I've filed for separation; of course, I'll be taking the kids..." |
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Me: <incredulous stare, not sure what that sentence meant>
Him: "I can't respect you; you don't have any respect for yourself."
Tucker
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Tue Mar-30-04 03:56 AM
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If you really love me you'll want me to be happy and let me go. |
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Heard this one from my ex after 18 yrs of marriage.
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Tue Mar-30-04 03:56 AM
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Edited on Tue Mar-30-04 03:56 AM by maveric
n/t
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Tue Mar-30-04 04:21 AM
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38. I think that's a good one |
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dupe, please delete, sounds so 21st century.;) I think I would take that pretty well.
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Tue Mar-30-04 04:29 AM
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39. "I love you, but I just can't live with you." |
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Translation: "I'm meeting my new boyfriend at 7:00 p.m., and don't expect me home tonight."
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