raccoon
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Tue Sep-28-10 08:27 AM
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Do you suppose Dick Cheney is a vampire? The waxy visage, |
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and the way he seems to be immortal....
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Tue Sep-28-10 08:32 AM
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1. Only one way to find out. |
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Drive a stake through his heart, cut his head off and stuff his mouth with garlic. If that kills him, he's a vampire. :think: . . . Huh? ...Oh. . . . I've just learned that what I described will also kill a human, so you had better not try it. :shrug: Jesus, who knew we were so delicate?
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Tue Sep-28-10 08:34 AM
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2. One more way to find out |
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Show him a crucifix. If he takes off on his Segway, he's a vampire :evilgrin:
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Tue Sep-28-10 10:07 AM
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He no longer has a heart.
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Deep13
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Tue Sep-28-10 12:21 PM
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4. Well, then, we drain the diesel fuel out of whatever he has instead of a heart. |
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Unfortunately, that too would kill a human, so it really doesn't prove anything.
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Tue Sep-28-10 12:23 PM
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5. I thought vampires were supposed to be sparkly? |
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Tue Sep-28-10 02:38 PM
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8. this! It's what I've been taught from others very knowledgeable |
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Tue Sep-28-10 01:57 PM
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6. stop insulting vampires. |
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Tue Sep-28-10 02:36 PM
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7. I know just how you feel, I am constantly saying the same thing about Neanderthals. nt |
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