BREAKING: Orrex Falls to his Death in New Zealand

[Orrex]

Source: Global Associated News

THIS STORY IS STILL DEVELOPING...

Lounge favorite Orrex died while drafting a snarky reply in New Zealand early this morning - .

Preliminary reports from New Zealand Police officials indicate that the beloved humorist fell more than 60 feet to his death on the Kauri Cliffs while on his Blackberry. Specific details are not yet available.

The accident occured at aproximatly 4:30 a.m. (UTC/GMT +12). Additional details and information will be forthcoming.

Read more: http://orrex.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/acto...

[MilesColtrane]

1. "beloved humorist" dies

Sorry for the passing of your namesake.

Glad you're OK.

:hi:

[Gormy Cuss]

2. The cat pushed him.

[pacalo]

13. Don't put the rap on me, buster...

[rug]

3. It's about time.

[Blue_Tires]

4. Poor Orrex could have been saved if he'd paid up his fire department fees

So let that be a lesson to you ALL...

[struggle4progress]

5. Whatever happened to old Zealand? Haven't heard much from that quarter

in recent years

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. Foreclosed. It's been under water for centuries.

Sad that.

The good news: No tractors or sheep were lost during orrex's unfortunate meeting with Earth's gravitational force.

:hi:

[struggle4progress]

8. Orrex ... Orrex ... y'know, that name sounds vaguely familiar

Seems like I was reading a thread about Orrex just a few minutes ago

Can't remember

Guess I'll have to go check my browser history

[dimbear]

10. Largest island in Denmark. Pretty place. n/t

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

15. I was thinking of another one

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeland

I guess it's a common name.

:hi:

[TZ]

6. Well that sucks. Wait. Are we talking about the vacuum cleaner

or the person? :P

[Swede]

9. Orrex idolised Ares so much,it was meant to be.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Smith_(New_Zealand_actor)

[madinmaryland]

11. Who? And is Orrex a brazillion??

[flvegan]

12. Who?

[Rosie1223]

14. UPDATE: Orrex's Cat Claims to have Alibi

In an effort to get ahead of the damaging photos on TMZ, Orrex's cat claims to have been in the family home, hacking up hairballs at the time of the incident. He says the TMZ photos showing him running between Orrex's legs are photoshopped by the infamous Dr Strange.

We are still following this breaking story.

[xchrom]

16. 'while on his Blackberry.' nt

[GreenPartyVoter]

17. Oh noes! *devastated*

[TZ]

18. Did he fall or was it helped along

I mean we know he had nekkid pictures from a lot of DU'ers hmmmmm..:evilgrin:

[TrogL]

19. Locking

We do not allow grave dancing threads

:rofl:

[TZ]

20. !

:rofl:

[joeybee12]

24. +a gazillion!

:evilgrin:

[dropkickpa]

21. Awwww

Poor Orrex fell and got brokened.

[JohnnyLib2]

22. Alas, poor Orrex! It's that witch again----

first the presidential seal, now this. :scared:

[Dr. Strange]

23. Alas, poor Orrex. I knew him well, Horatio.

[edbermac]

25. He fell off his jetski after being shot by New Zealand pirates.

At least that's what his wife says.