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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-10 07:13 PM
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Stairway to _______ ? (dial-up caution)
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-10 07:05 AM
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1. One word: "groceries".
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-10 07:29 AM
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2. Two words: cardiovascular workout
or Four words: "Hire a Salvadorian housekeeper."
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-10 07:39 AM
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3. Is that a euphemism for "heart attack"?
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bikebloke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-10 10:02 AM
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7. Loaded on the back of a bicycle.
Though I carry my bike with a load of groceries up stairs. But not that many.

Did someone want their very own set of Exorcist stairs?
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-10 07:57 AM
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4. ....a ruptured achilles tendon.
Seriously. If you climb that on a regular basis...:scared:
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-10 09:09 AM
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5. I think the house in the hole is more disturbing.
Do you have a super sump pump for rain? And there's nothing to prevent drunk and distracted drivers from dropping in.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-10 09:32 AM
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6. Stairway to Gilligan's Island
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-10 12:50 PM
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8. It looks ready made for a Laurel and Hardy piano delivery.
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IcyPeas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-10 01:07 PM
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9. stairway to...
a really fantastic looking butt.
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