Ask MrScorpio anything

[MrScorpio]

You know the deal: You can ask me whatever you'd like... However, I can't guarantee that you'll like any of the answers.

Let's roll!

[mix]

1. Do you like the early classic vampires too?

[MrScorpio]

3. From Murnau to Browning, From Hammer to Coppola, it's all good to me. nt

[kentauros]

2. Will the thread spun off of my thread "ATA vs. The DU Lounge"

that rug created and titled "Ask the Lounge" be successful at bringing all the Loungers back where they belong?

[MrScorpio]

5. Only if the Loungers heed it as if it is the Lizard Call To Prayer that it actually is

Baby, come back!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn-enjcgV1o

[kentauros]

10. "Lizard Call To Prayer"!!!

Excellent! :thumbsup: :D

[rbnyc]

4. What's your GUILTIEST...

...guilty pleasure TV?

[MrScorpio]

6. Cheaters!

It's the real deal!

[applegrove]

7. Prime Minister Harper of Canada is lookin for a scapegoat for Canada's loss of a seat at

the UN Security Council. Will you be his scapegoat? Opposition leader Ignatief and Susan Rice have already turned it down.

[MrScorpio]

8. I'm like just a few miles away from the side of the border that would make me eligible

He can always blame it on the Poutine. the apple cider vinegar on his fries and a case of Labatt's Blue Light

[applegrove]

9. LOL!

[nolabear]

11. Paper or plastic?

Regular or Premium? Sweetened or unsweetened? White or whole wheat? Animal, vegetable or mineral?

[MrScorpio]

12. Plastic, Regular, unsweetened, multigrain, meat popsicle nt

[SeattleGirl]

13. Can you make my headache go away?

It's been my near-constant companion for a week now, and I'm really getting tired of it. ;(

[MrScorpio]

14. Only attempt to rid it through the power of wishes...

And an exotic mystical technique that was taught to me by ancient shamans of the mysterious Far East...

But I have to actually be at your location for that part.

[SeattleGirl]

15. Well, I guess that's not going to work.

I'll just have to try and outlast it. :)

[rurallib]

16. boxers, briefs or commando?

[MrScorpio]

17. My nickname is "Rambo" right now. nt

[pacalo]

18. Does father really know best?

[MrScorpio]

19. Not when he loses custody of the rug rats and has a restraining order filed against his ass nt

[pacalo]

28. Or when he's dancing to the tune of a different drummer...

[Swede]

20. How long can the Detroit Lions suck?

[MrScorpio]

22. Dude, you've just stumped me

Take a bow.

[Swede]

24. Do I get a cookie?

:shrug:

[MrScorpio]

25. What ever you want nt

[Swede]

27. Yippee

[Canuckistanian]

21. My circuit has a nasty rolloff at 45.39MHz. What can I do?

I've tried a Butterworth LPF to no avail. My SPICE simulations say it can be done, however, my RF layout guy says nothing can be done.

You're my last hope, Mr. Scorpio.

[MrScorpio]

23. Have you thought of adjusting your Heisenberg Compensator to a variance of 0.257?

If that doesn't help, I think that you may have to step up your game with a Level 2 diagnostic.

[Canuckistanian]

26. It's drastic, but it MAY WORK

I'll check on the necessary paperwork and applicable UN Statues.

It MAY require a correction of the Earth's tilt by .089 degrees, but... damn, I think you've solved it!

Kudos!

[HipChick]

29. Why do men always have to spoil everything? He asked me to move in with him..

We've only been dating for 7 weeks..

I'm a very independent female...if he thinks I'll be picking up after him, or washing his dirty socks..he's in for a rude awakening

I don't cook..

I have my own place

I don't care for his dog..I'm a cat person..

Moving in together is not going to be like a long sleepover..

[MrScorpio]

30. He loves you and he thinks that you're the one

None of that cooking and cleaning stuff matters and I'm sure that he thinks that dog will grow on you.

Obviously, you've captured his heart.




























Give it about three weeks... He'll be helping you move out by then.

[Kang Colby]

31. I'll try.

I'm new to DU. How does one become a successful DU netizen?

-K.C.

[MrScorpio]

32. Be nice, stay in the lounge...

And, of course, welcome to DU.

[Jack Sprat]

33. Conspiracy theory show tonight

featured many large, well protected underground condominiums in survival mode. They are being constructed to house all the high rollers and government officers when the sun strikes begin knocking out the entire electric grid in 2012.

My question is that even if the largest mass of us weren't invited, it seems like some preparations could be made on behalf of the poor mullets remaining behind. They apparently don't want us to smoke marijuana, even though we have no sources of survival and will probably soon die. So don't you feel as left out as I do. I'm a veteran and all, why couldn't they have offered a small chamber for me subsist within? I was such a good child

[Jack Sprat]

34. At what point in 2012,

Will sun explosions will end all civilized electrical communication and we begin devouring one another in this new savage land? No light, no cars, and no interstate commerce delivering needed food staples. You would think we could all be provided with arsenic or something to hasten our end.

[Jack Sprat]

35. Mr Scorpio

Do you have no answer for this societal armageddon or would you need more time to ponder this problem?

[Jack Sprat]

36. Mr Scorpio

This question seems to have caused you some personal trauma. Have you made plans for event and have the riches needed to pay your way? You are really fortunate that you have the wherewithal to pay your way inside one of these tombed edifices, one possibly below the Denver Airport and another large facility in the Norad facility.

[MrScorpio]

37. Hey, I turned off my iMac earlier.... I'm on the iPod touch now

Before I answer your question about The 2012 Armageddon... I need to ask you one thing:


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